i thought we all were!

i see.

Geez cool down with these status updates

i have a problem

@pm128

i see you haven't met @Schnoz

fat chungus man

shut up.

true

I have no social media or life so it's kinda all I do

twitter is not wholesome 100 big chungus based moment

Happy early birthday Oliver. You're like 2 years older than me

whats a twitter and whats a facebook

hey thanks pm