How was I being hostile? I was simply stating that he instead of helping criticized me and others with the same problem.
When I say things like "he mistook me as a lesser man with a small dick", it's satire. I just wanted info from someone who had the same laptop and problem, I'm a perfectly able human with half a brain to find other means of troubleshooting, but this post is for help. I don't get the negativity, seems counterproductive for this forum. If you don't want to help don't post!
edit: in number five of my update I explain this isn't a hate thread and I only wished for support.