But would it?
I took the three RPMs available on the Notcua website, plotted Noise, Static Pressure, and Airflow, and added a linear trend line (it's an assumption, but fits pretty well). At 1300RPM and below, the NF-P12 is better in every category. It only starts to lose out on pressure above 1400RPM (not a big issue with low fin density), only gets louder above 1700RPM (not possible to reach), and has better airflow at all speeds.
Thanks for prompting me to plot it out though!