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I only need one finger to turn it on

scrap metal is not what it used to be. I have many 100s of lbs of aluminum scrap and it is not worth no dollars. So I horde for the future.

Gotta be careful how odd it gets though. I was once hired to clean out this guys garage while he watched, but he insisted he watched with one of those horse head masks. Then I take a break, and I come back to find a different guy in the same mask where the first guy was, but he was acting as if I hadn't noticed that they had swapped places. Then he wanted me to touch he mask while reading from some old book. As it turned out this wasn't even the weird part, as they just took off the mask when I finished reading and gave me a free muffin. The weird thing was that I found someone had taken a dump in the water cooler. Still worth it for $40? You decide.

That's always been my fear about eBay. In fact I only just worked up the courage to buy from someone online about a week ago on this forum. Honestly, I'm still very jittery, waiting for it to get here. Every time I hear a loud noise or something, I practically jump and scream "I know that GPU is fake, now gimme my money back you filthy scammer!" Then I remember how I rationalized the purchase, and how I know it should be fine... And then I remember that I just screamed in real life and didn't express my fear over the Internet to the person it's relevant to. Then I realize someone's about to kick me out of the library for randomly screaming in the corner. None of this makes it much better though. I'll feel a lot better when it finally gets here and I can stop panicking.
Anyway, maybe if this goes well I could become an eBay seller too. Might be a fun job.

Why are you cooling your pc with blood and milk?

WOO! Nice job man

WOO! Nice job man

WOO! Nice job man

WOO! Nice job man

Let the Brits have a go

Actually, Seven & I Holdings did 7/11

False.

False.

Might be offensive but...

Not a place to start a war on our views. Just to be clear. 
(All welcome but you may have to provide an explanation/background for some)
 
Now, i was just thinking we should have a place for these like the linus meme thread. I've always thought these can be pretty funny. Even if it's against whoever i'm in favor of. Anyways, here's one of my favorites.
 

I just have to say, you americans have a fucked up goverment. I mean you have to decide between these idiots? wow.

honestly he's not fit to run fucking america. #Bernie2016

It's a reflection of a decent sized portion of the population.

Trump is an idiot. I can't believe this charade is still going on.

Well I'm sorry I made my statement before I saw the Original post.
but I wanted freebies #Cheapbastard