DildorTheDecent

FTFY.

How to spot an internet boomer.

TV is my initials.  When you're making a username in the mid to late 2000's, it's cool to use Z's instead of S's. I'm leaving my mark on the internet with my comment or presence.  I'm too lazy to ever change it.

It's... my name? Sort of.
 
First name starts with S. Last name 'Chew.
Happy coincidence that if you mash 'em together, out pops a fancy English word I happen to like.
 
This is the only place I've used "Eschew," though. Other places, I tend to use "Geminox" as my username.

let go of my leg, hoe

Their search engine should be about searching topics and getting very thought out answers.
 
Name is "Get to the core of it"

"what's tomorrow's weather?"
"idk, lemme apple it"
 
... no

Summary
It has been discovered the Scots version of Wikipedia with over 60,000 articles is majorly false and made by an American Teenager who can't speak it.
 
Quotes
 
My thoughts
This is a fake Wikipedia. DEAR GOD. There's More. NOOOO. Looks like our teachers were right all along, you really can't trust Wikipedia as a reliable source. This will hopefully be a big learning moment for Wikipedia to not trust a single user and to mark pages with little edit history or contributions as potentially untrustworthy. Regardless, it looks like quite a few language software will need to completely relearn Scots and have some apologizing to do themselves.
 
Sources
Gizmodo (quote source)
The Register (additional qoutes)
r/Scotland Reddit

Summary
Micro Star International, better known as MSI, has registered 29 new Graphics Card Models on the 24th of August with the Eurasian Economic Commission which are all expected to be part of the upcoming 3000 series Nvidia Cards. This registration of yet to be announced GPUs coincides with the GeForce event on September 1st where the 3000 series is set to be announced. The V388 likely refers to the RTX 3090, the V389 with the RTX 3080, and the V390 with the RTX 3070 if Nvidia is still using the same Code names as they did with the 2000 series.
 
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My thoughts
It's something different for a change to see Code names of upcoming GPUs to be leaked then just always the usual semi to final Shroud Designs from the Factory and the PCB shots. I'm personally very excited for the 3000 series and I think it's good for the Consumer to be able to choose from a wide variety of different Designs of the same GPU from different AIBs. I'm sure a Vendor like Zotac is gonna have like 40 different Board Designs of the same GPU like they did with the GTX 1060.
 
Sources
TechPowerUP
 
EEC

Made with MS Paint 🖌️💥

Image results for #muricaparrotgang:
 
The amount of my posts shown is 7/8 times bigger than it's supposed to be.

aaand there's my meme in there as well

what happens when you search #muricaparrotgang

I'm struggling to understand why it was confusing so many people. There's no way that front fan was going to be pushing air through the heatsink. Especially with how temperature sensitive GPU Boost is these days. What I'd give for Kepler like scaling is worth more than gold.
 
Maybe some people just aren't good at visualising things.

I'm struggling to understand why it was confusing so many people. There's no way that front fan was going to be pushing air through the heatsink. Especially with how temperature sensitive GPU Boost is these days. What I'd give for Kepler like scaling is worth more than gold.
 
Maybe some people just aren't good at visualising things.

TrackIR: 👁️👁️

TrackIR: 👁️👁️

no

no

I feel like I'm getting re-programmed whenever I look at it.

I feel like I'm getting re-programmed whenever I look at it.

*points towards @Eschew's pfp*

Brought to you by Mr. *Mac* 😉

I wrote a poem for the windows 95 25th anniversary, here it is:
 
Windows oh windows 95, 25 years, my oh my
We've been through a lot, all the things you've taught
25 years, have just gone by
You brought the internet into our homes, our hearts
You've been here, while playing Duke 3D
The taskbar came, and won't go by
Windows Xp, the nostalgia's there, but you were the one, who got us there
When duty calls, you're the centre of the office
But now, you're outdated, and will never be back there
How many floppy's, not 1, not 2, it was 13, no more, no less
Although MS Bob failed, you didn't, you stuck beside us, until 1998
You won't be neglected, you won't be forgotten
Yet 25 years have passed, but you'll still be there
You were a change to the old, and sparked some new
You may be old, but you're still loved by few
You gave us MS solitaire, and passed many hours
You taught the kids, that give us computers 
Windows oh windows 95, 25 years, my oh my