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DildorTheDecent

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  1. bruh

    1. Pascal...
    2. DildorTheDecent
    3. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      Yes, I'm looking at an old Thread that I remember have looked at years ago and I just rediscovered it today.

  2. >opens windows to let the fresh air in

    >gets neighbours cigarette smoke instead.

     

    I can tell by the smell that these are not rollies. What a pleb.

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    2. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      We have a dumb neighbour a few Houses away that tends to burn trash at seemingly random weekdays in the evening, that smell is the worst. Their direct neighbours called the Police on them multiple times already but they didn't seem to care and still do it. Don't ask me why they do it, we have Trash trucks that collect the Trash and Green waste at least once a week each here in our little Town.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      @Pascal... Well, my neighbours are all basically idiots. The ones that moved in one floor above us have children that are below four years old, yet somehow are awake from 7am to 10:30pm/midnight... They do whatever they want, scream around all the time and that father is no bit better, seemingly letting them do basically whatever they want, occasionally shouting at them when they do something that doesn't please him. The neighbours in the terraced house right next to us are calling the police to us when we have a few people over for someones birthday and we are just talking at a normal volume (yes, they even had to double-check if they were even at the right house when they arrived...). The neighbour next to these twats is apparently mentally disturbed and, a certain time ago, started blasting music (literally everything, heavy metal was followed by German Schlager) and loudly, horribly "singing" to it. Recently he went over to just occasionally scream SO loud that the entire neighbourhood hears it and you wake up from it somewhere between 1am and 4am (but the twats next-door never call the police for that, but that is probably because they "bonded"). So, yeah, I basically feel like I'm living in some sort of mental institution at which you have to pay rent and care for yourself.

    4. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      Well holy Sh*t am I thankfull that we live in a big House where everyone has their own rooms and stuff.

  3. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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    2. Trik'Stari

      Trik'Stari

      That's my secret @DildorTheDecent, my Donger's always raised.

       

      For Harambe,

      ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

    3. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      Quote

      For Harambe,

      Taken from us too soon.

    4. Tech_Dreamer
  4.  

    1. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      i thought you had a thing for parrot birbs alone, you've been shifting into ducks & humming birds for a while now lol. well, humming birds as of very recent.

    2. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      All birbs are cuties.

  5. smol birb does a fweee

     

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Imagine having your partner (either male or female) snore like that. Homicide rates would go through the roof! 🤣

  6. https://i.imgur.com/0W4HO0v.jpeg

    1. TofuHaroto

      TofuHaroto

      i was reading through that and it seemed normal.

      nvm.

    2. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      Man Elmo is gonna be rich, I wanna be like Elmo. Wait What ?!

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Why kill people when you can break into a church? :P Lots of organs to be found in these.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      "Portable" :D About as portable as an old Power-iMac

    2. Frankie

      Frankie

      Imagine taking this fucking thing to a public place and opening it into the 6 monitor monster it is. What a flex.

  7. Had my first leak from a fitting a moment ago. A 90° for coolant entering big rad had became slightly loose. Tightened it up again tho. Only slightly loose to the point where a small amount of coolant had came out. Probably a dribble at most.

     

    Only really caught it due to the smell of the coolant. Mayhems X1 smells strong. Almost like vinegar.

     

    Smol bean seems to be good though. It's a hefty boi now. Hope the handle holds up.

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    2. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      Maybe not vinegar. Maybe something closer to a spirit.

       

      Hold on, *sniff* *sniff*

       

      Yeah I think it's brain damage actually.

    3. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      >intel has a leak
      >dildor has a leak

       

      Illuminati = confirmed

    4. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Quote

      >dildor has a leak

      f2beb89fdb2f486a5b815773e073de56.jpg

  8. >opens a thread

    >every participant has a birb

     

    *Happy noises*

  9. Shouldn't be too far away from 100M points at this rate. Currently 50M.

    https://i.gyazo.com/f14fcbdd82aebb67107e4feaafed2c1d.png

  10. Nice and quiet

    https://i.gyazo.com/6020f41250e8a9da0d8d63da8f73f2b4.png

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    2. fpo
    3. FloRolf

      FloRolf

      How do you control your fans with the Asus motherboard?

      Do you set them in the Bios only? I'd love to have a way of turning half of my fans off when the system is in idle. 

    4. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      @FloRolf

      Using either the BIOS or AI Suite. I prefer the BIOS.

  11. Remember to clean your camera to keep the images looking sharp

    IMG_20200801_163228_037.jpg.29870ac0e4adb672d5aa186a06fc6583.jpg

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    2. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      I mean as long as you take it apart and let everything dry and don't break anything in the process then you should be fine.

    3. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

       

    4. TofuHaroto

      TofuHaroto

      Oh god. 

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    2. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      At least have a video:

       

    3. fpo
    4. Benji

      Benji

      @fpo And the duck right next to it is like "... Do I really need to care?" 😄

  12. On this day in 2018 RGB birb was adopted:

    parrot.gif.93e01a1212f9f9b1f630460b21ed8682.gif

     

    Here is OG parrot. He is quite a bit smaller (50x50 resolution):

    803475651_OGparrot.gif.5d39fac7560a16d795a0984fc27437a0.gif

  13. This is nuts. I've a GTX 1080 HOF sitting in its box.

    https://i.gyazo.com/6bd5140cd8518c54252f70ce6c11642b.png

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    2. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      >doll hairs

      REE

      That's pounds you uncultured swine.

      angryparrot.gif.ff16859997b5d659b4fdc13f9a1bc671.gif

    3. FloRolf

      FloRolf

      @DildorTheDecent how can a graphics card weigh that much? 

    4. DildorTheDecent
  14. Anon evades the authorities

    IMG_20200711_234813_358.jpg.37395767ef4797db1e9d9c1aca1e1049.jpg

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    2. Tristerin

      Tristerin

      @Tech_Dreamer lest we not forget...those same Seals then turned around and gave him a burial at sea.  Cause that's what Navy Seals do?  Riiiiigggghhhhhhtttttt

    3. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Anon : **Last online 9 years ago**

    4. DildorTheDecent
  15. Apparently the ROG Zephyrus G14 supports GIFs on its "dot-matrix" panel thing. (The other ones probably do as well tbf)

    https://i.gyazo.com/357b5441a95b2ee1911e829b393d2665.png

     

    So if anybody has one, can they test something real quick? Here's the test data: https://cultofthepartyparrot.com/

     

    I think you get the idea.

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    2. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      A small price to pay for birb.

    3. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      Or.............. you could just not do that and still enable birbgif display.

       

    4. fpo

      fpo

      Is this the sonic gif they used? 

      F30BA6F3-6C11-4548-B6B8-AE9E9B600195.gif

  16. 3950X with PBO limits: 300/230/230 -0.075mV offset.

    https://i.gyazo.com/4a2c97917aee10acc664eec65c397c8d.jpg

     

    Inb4 PBO kills CPUs, kek.

  17. Trump trying to find his lost watch

    photo_2020-07-26_22-01-00.thumb.jpg.63ddf99c6aaa471599b2d89d3b028b2c.jpg

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    2. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Nobody know starfish better than me.

    3. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      @Trik'Stari

       

      Other titles :

      Spoiler

       

      ICE agent doing a cavity search of illegal immigrant at the border for smuggled drugs

      the best star player in the USA right now.

      Yes patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument & this is a duet.

      See Patrick, My hands aren't that small.

      Wheres this bikini bottom?

      Another Portland protestor being abused by Trump

      Anonymous source leaked image of Trumps sexual Harassment.

      Me trying to stuff the turkey for the first time.

      When ya homeboy Kanye asks for some extra Fish sticks

      Patfevfe

      I'll show you whats unconstitutional

      Worlds worst prostate check.

      Gimme dem deleted emails.

      You wanna kneel during the anthem huh?

      Mr President, this isnt what i meant by nuke the sub marine.

      Trump looking for joe biden in the deepest of the shitty basement for a debate.

       

       

    4. Trik'Stari
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