Not really what you are expecting in this thread, but it stuck with me.
When I was in the 7th grade, I had just started to get into computer programming. I was really new to how computers worked, but was figuring it out. Talked to this super cocky kid in my Spanish 1 class who said he wrote hacks in Call of Duty MW2(or 3? semantics.) He was acting like he was all bad because he knew how to hack. I decided to ask what language he programmed the hacks in and his response was golden.
"A little bit of English but mostly French"
Suffice to say the kid didn't speak French
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