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hmm

 

someone said "what's linux" during my java class

 

the teacher answered "a type of computer"

 

me in chat to a friend: no, just no

 

the same guy asked "wait is oracle a hacking group"

 

me: can i pluck your tinfoil hat off your head

  1. soldier_ph

    soldier_ph

    That Teacher should know better. 

  2. soldier_ph

    soldier_ph

    So what's your skill level at in Java ?

  3. Gegger

    Gegger

    absolute crap

     

    data types, arrays, exceptions, loops, and print statements are pretty much what we have gone over

  4. soldier_ph

    soldier_ph

    Also let me guess the majority of your class is boys with just you as the exception, or are there other girls too ? 

  5. Gegger

    Gegger

    the teacher is female, 3/4 students including me are female

     

    and the guy is an annoying prick and the teacher loves casually roasting him lol

  6. soldier_ph

    soldier_ph

    Ah yes roast him nice and crisp 🔥 Go girls !

  7. Windows7ge

    Windows7ge

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    So what's your skill level at in Java ?

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    absolute crap

    #Relatable

  8. greenhorn

    greenhorn

    Well, Java is an island in Indonesia, Linux is "Linus" with a spelling mistake and oracle is a place/person where predictions might happen (see Delphic oracle). While all that is true, context is very important obviously ;)
    The next thing this guy will probably think is that "object oriented" refers to someone who is materialistic...

    About the tinfoil: At least ground that thing if you want even a remote chance of it doing something. Get a copper wire dreadlock that reaches the floor or something, I'm not a fashion expert, just an engineer.

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