The King of the Undead

I'll make sure it doesn't die.

never is next week.

I left for the weekend and this thread went even more to shit. well OK then.

Soo 
Is this thread dead now ? 
Good.

I left for the weekend and this thread went even more to shit. well OK then.

Nobody:
 
 
Absolutely nobody:
 
 
Not a single soul:
 
 
 
'chew:

granted! you lose your gun
 
I wish that the explorer would just work.

granted! your chromebork did.
 
I wish that I had a plane.

granted! your PC dies.
 
I wish I had more trains.

Granted! nvidia suddenly goes bankrupt
 
I wish that I could drive.

Granted , no consequences since allergies suck

granted! you fell attempting to jump rope because your grandparents made you
 
I wish that I was better at english.

Yes. 

seY. 

granted but he's dead
 
I wish that I had more motivation.

I didn't know... thank you my friend. I must pay you visits more frequently.

I didn't know... thank you my friend. I must pay you visits more frequently.

he is merely a friend. the titles have bean passed down through many eons. many have bean king of the undead or death. however it takes a special kind of person to hold the title for a long long time. I'm merely a young king. mortis has lived so long some even say he might be the original. But I know the truth. he and I both know that he wasn't the first. but if things go the way they have bean for much longer he and I may be the last. for in order for death to exist life must exist.

he is merely a friend. the titles have bean passed down through many eons. many have bean king of the undead or death. however it takes a special kind of person to hold the title for a long long time. I'm merely a young king. mortis has lived so long some even say he might be the original. But I know the truth. he and I both know that he wasn't the first. but if things go the way they have bean for much longer he and I may be the last. for in order for death to exist life must exist.

he is merely a friend. the titles have bean passed down through many eons. many have bean king of the undead or death. however it takes a special kind of person to hold the title for a long long time. I'm merely a young king. mortis has lived so long some even say he might be the original. But I know the truth. he and I both know that he wasn't the first. but if things go the way they have bean for much longer he and I may be the last. for in order for death to exist life must exist.

No eternal life, unfortunately ... but we get good benefits!
 
BTW, I'm sure @The King of the Undead is related to mortis !!!
 
 

I mean he works for me so...

I mean he works for me so...

I think as long as they aren't bloody your OK.

I think as long as they aren't bloody your OK.