6 year old me: *reaches for oven*
mom: don’t touch that it’s hot
6 year old me: WOMAN I AM AN AMERICAN YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
*2 minutes later*
mom: *browsing facebook*
6 year old me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
mom: *yells* told you it’s hot
6 year old me: that hurted
mom: *takes care of it*