oh my god my friend is sooooo stupid

him: the flu vaccine works by giving you a strand of the flu, right?

me: i guess, idk

him: well that’s how it works

me: oh okay cool

him: so doesn’t that mean that if i go off and have sex with someone with aids, but don’t go all the way in, then i will get a slight strand and lose it soon and be immune??

me: i don’t think that’s how it works

him: it is, it’s logical

me: logic isn’t always right

him: it is this time

me: not really

fast forwards a few weeks, he comes onto discord saying he has aids