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Ultrasnoop

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About Ultrasnoop

  • Title
    Member
  • Birthday 1991-01-22

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Australia, QLD, brisbane, RUSSIA
  • Interests
    gaming, (TF2 (Team fortress 2), CSGO and PD2 (Payday 2)) drones (surveillance and/or Military grade) and building the best computer that is vodka cooled.
  • Biography
    We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

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  1. How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication or division. use your brain

  2. if you have a touchscreen and you use it you have to keep cleaning it so it doesn't have the bad looking fingerprints all over it, which is why i don't like touchscreen. i only want to clean the screen whenever there's dust on it.
  3. this new member just came across LTT and doesn't know what it is, or knows what it is

    1. HCHAD

      HCHAD

      Hey Ultrasnoop, I am new on forums but been watching Linus since NCIX tech tips days. Always been an avid computer enthusiast, thought I might get more involved in the community.  

    2. Ultrasnoop

      Ultrasnoop

      very good, hope you have fun also. check this out 

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  4. A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.

    Why not?

  5. Always in you, Sometimes on you;

    If I surround you, I can kill you.

    What am I? 

  6. What goes up when the rain comes down?

  7. ah, another brit. tell me sir how many sugars do you have in your tea

  8. Was ist die beste Sprache, die gleich nebenan ist?
    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. Gegger

      Gegger

      whatdo you mean?

       

      poland, the czech etc etc are all a lie

       

      @TheOcularMan

    3. Ultrasnoop

      Ultrasnoop

      ja, poland is germany dunkoff

    4. TheOcularMan

      TheOcularMan

      Nein, poland ist poland Bananenbieger.

  9. A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    1. Gegger

      Gegger

      he wrote "your exact weight" on the paper?

    2. TheOcularMan

      TheOcularMan

      The dude wrote 'your exact weight' on the paper. Edit: @Gegger Im just to damn slow.

    3. Ultrasnoop

      Ultrasnoop

      indeed he did

  10. What room do ghosts avoid?

  11. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

    1. TheUncannyScrub

      TheUncannyScrub

      An Apple a day keeps the doctor away....

    2. Ultrasnoop

      Ultrasnoop

      very good, what was the logic behind your guess/answer

    3. Origami Cactus

      Origami Cactus

      Nice, keep them going!

  12. What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

  13. What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the original word?

  14. What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the original word?

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