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Speed Weed

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  1. Day 3 of No Nut November: My pee pee is screaming NUT NOW! But my body and mind try to resist it as long as possible. I will try not to fail this challenge. My pee pee cannot overcome my body and my mind. 

  2. I gotta stay strong for No Nut November challenge, but my pee pee says NAH NUT NOW! 

    1. Speed Weed
    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      No nut november? You cut your nut ellas off and grow them back on December 1st?

    3. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @LOOK OVER HERE The fuck? Are you a fucking monster with a healing regenerate ability? 

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  3. Can a portable fuel tank like this one pic attached below use as a PC case? Can you build a PC with it?

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    1. CircleTech

      CircleTech

      go into a gas station and measure the dimensions. you may be able to cram a mini itx machine in there.

    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      A NUC to be safe. But that thing is designed to be airtite( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the thermals will be terrible without vent holes and PHAST THICC PHANS.

  4. Anyone here still watch WWE? 

    1. imreloadin

      imreloadin

      Yeah, the same people who still watch NASCAR...

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      Is Nascar fun to watch? 

    3. DimasRMDO

      DimasRMDO

      The sound? Yes.

      Fun? Watch IndyCar instead.

       

      I don't really watch WWE anymore, I watch UFC.

  5. Being single will kill you faster than obesity. 

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    2. Cyberspirit

      Cyberspirit

      Well, from my experience having a bad relationship is way worse than having none at all.

      Guess time will tell. For now, I'm happy to be single but, maybe one day I'll start looking for someone.

    3. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      True.. being in a bad relationship is very draining and depressing.

    4. jefire411

      jefire411

      On a serious note, several people tell me this but I can't really do much about it *shugs*

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  6.  

    I need a translator for this song. 

    1. Schnoz
    2. Origami Cactus

      Origami Cactus

      @LOOK OVER HERE Get this crap out of my view. The only real online translation service anyone should ever use is https://www.bing.com/translator

  7. Why need to spend money on vape products when you can smoke boiling water at home for free? 

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Why inhale weed when you can just sniff dandelions from your backyard for free?

  8. Samsung got lost in the Apple store.

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  9. We must unite to fight back against mobile gamers!

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  10. The free antivirus comes with Windows will be like

     

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    1. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @Tech_Dreamer I like intrusive antivirus because I can control what to run and what not to run

       

      @D13H4RD2L1V3 It is alright, but it is not the best though. 

    2. D13H4RD

      D13H4RD

      It never was designed to be the best 

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Windows gets theirs from www.free-definitely-not-a-virus-very-legitimate-antivirus-with-no-malware-spyware-or-worms-included-tor.com

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  11. Chicken meat tastes so dam good man. 

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      I prefer beeeeef.

    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      A tenderloin a day keeps the vegan away. 

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Sausages: Long, thicc, and hard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  12. Eating chicken can make your kid's dick small according to PETA.

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    1. Fin the Human

      Fin the Human

      I think I know why that kid is crying...

    2. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      Their chicken was taken away by those monsters.

    3. Fin the Human

      Fin the Human

      Eh, I was thinking more that the commenter was looking at his kids' "dongs".

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  13. 1 winner in South Carolina wins 1.6 billion Megamillion lottery jackpot. Dam, I got 2 numbers correct ?. I am so envious! 

     

     

  14. Almost No Nut November challenge boy. 

    1. Beef Boss

      Beef Boss

      I already failed 

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      It is not November yet. The challenge begin in the morning of November 1st. 

    3. Beef Boss
  15. I hate Monday!!!!!!! We should erase Monday off the calendar, and, replace Monday for another weekend day. 

    1. germgoatz

      germgoatz

      Then you'll all hate Tuesday.

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      Fuck!!!! Tacos Tuesday!!!!! 

  16. Is it Saturday or Sunday for the boys? 

    1. Techicolors

      Techicolors

      cracking open a cold one with the Boys 

    2. Schnoz
  17. Elon is the man. He save us from cancer and restore humanity faith.

     

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  18. Pick 1 out of these girls to have a date. 

     

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    1. Beef Boss

      Beef Boss

      @DrMacintosh I'm bisexual anyway, so that makes it that much better. 

    2. DimasRMDO

      DimasRMDO

      Quote

      @DrMacintosh

      Jokes on you, they're all GUYS

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    3. TacoSenpai

      TacoSenpai

      @DrMacintosh with the save.  Good thing I saw that first.  Now I only have to erase 100 thoughts from my head and not 1000

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  19. Gotta get down on Friday, boss. 

    1. Crunchy Dragon

      Crunchy Dragon

      I'd love to.

       

      Unfortunately too much stuff to get done, both today and tomorrow.

    2. Windows7ge

      Windows7ge

      I'm amazed that that song is so hated by everybody. I could take it or leave it since I don't listen to that genre.

    3. Crunchy Dragon

      Crunchy Dragon

      Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought of that song

  20.  

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      nice. is your profile picture your actual face?

    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      oh wait nvm

  21. 999 comments and when you flip up side down 999, it will become 666. Illuminate confirmed. 

     

    Congratz btw. 

  22. ♫ You're a hoe, you're a hoe, you been sucking bananas on the floor♫

     

    ♫You're a hoe, you're a hoe, close your dam legs because you are not a door♫

     

    ♫The hoe never botherned me anyway♫

     

     

  23. This is one of the reasons why people drop out of school. 

     

    Grade: 100

     

    Gets 65% on one assignment that is not even a test, project, presentation, or final exam.

     

    Grade drops: 80

     

    Gets 100% on 5 assignments

     

    Grade raises: 87%

     

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    1. Speed Weed
    2. Schnoz
    3. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      @DaPhuc yeah but in those cases, you don't drop out, you simply tell the teacher that problem 14 is broken...

      Dropping out because of a technical error is stupid, just fix it and move on

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  24. Tacos Tuesday yo!!!! 

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      I'm eating fruit roll ups.

  25. We censored female nipples, but male nipples, we let it fly like nothing wrong with it. What the fuck.........

    1. minibois

      minibois

      it's cuz they are useless nipples

    2. TacoSenpai
    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Calm your tits.

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