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It's official, this planet needs to go
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/06/11/girl-fortnite-addiction-rehab/

Seen that video too. I also have a folder on the VM called "Dead People" and the chrome homepage is set to r/WatchPeopleDie

H1Z1 is the best

VPN or Tor

I also remember when I was in preschool. I wanted to know what would happen if I cut the tip of my finger off with scissors.

When I was a kid, I tried washing my Dad's brand new BMW with gravel.
When I was a teen, I spent 500€ on microtransactions with my father's company business travel credit card
When I was in Highschool, there was a big clock hanging from the roof, I wanted to impress my friends and show them how I can manage to reach the clock with a jump. I underestimated my jumpforce (I'm 6'3" and play volleyball) and smashed the clock to the ground. It broke in a thousand pieces. Detention.
When I got my first car, I was on reverse inside the garage while I thought I was in 1st gear, drove backwards and smashed all the 5 bikes. The car also had a big dent on the back

When I was 9 I loved electricity and burning things. I still do. However, I was an idiot. I made the conscious decision to stick a paper clip in a power outlet. It's a miracle I'm still alive   

When I was 9 I loved electricity and burning things. I still do. However, I was an idiot. I made the conscious decision to stick a paper clip in a power outlet. It's a miracle I'm still alive   

When I was 1 and a half, I was told not to walk along a concrete wall because I would fall and crack my head open. 18 month old me was bad at listening.... I still am, but yknow

When I was 3 I wanted to carry the carryout pizza from Papa Johns. I was probably holding it on the edges and to one side, because i turned around, and legend has it the pizza box fell over, and the pizza flew out, cheese down onto the rug. I hadnt even made it out the door. The guy working laughed a lot and made my embarrassed dad a new one.
 
When I was 4 I ran into a fence... I should mention that this fence was three inches in front of my face the whole time. I had been looking through it at another kid who was riding a tricycle and I wanted to tell him how cool he was, and promptly forgot about the metallic designated area surrounding me and decided i needed to run full sprint..... I'm 24 and I think I'll always have the scar on my eyebrows (if i was any taller at the time i might have lost my eye)
 
I make a lot of good decisions

For me that would be pouring a bucket of water on my dad's laptop when he said it was overheating. I was only 6 at the time

For me that would be pouring a bucket of water on my dad's laptop when he said it was overheating. I was only 6 at the time

Dumbest thing I've done? Probably hanging onto the back of a moving car. When I fell off I broke my wrist and fractured my tailbone. Hurt the flesh around my hip and side, though the bones there were ok. 

For me that would be pouring a bucket of water on my dad's laptop when he said it was overheating. I was only 6 at the time

I also put a kikoman bucket on my electric scooter and was able to ride sitting down on it but I crashed into someone's car

For me that would be pouring a bucket of water on my dad's laptop when he said it was overheating. I was only 6 at the time

probably 5 years max

Back when I was 15 I tried to chop down a very tall and very dead tree next to my house. About halfway through cutting into it a very large piece fell from the top and landed less than a foot away from me (which would have killed or seriously injured me), after that happened I came to my senses and called my cousin who actually knew how to properly down trees to come bail me out. Sitting there and watching that weakened dead tree sway back and forth for like 20 minutes waiting on him to get there was a terrifying thing to watch, could have destroyed the damn house or worse, hit the neighbors house or even worse, killed someone. Luckily he got the tree down and everything was fine, He was gonna help remove the tree but I just told him "no, I deserve this". lmao, I spent the rest of that day chopping it into pieces with my fucking axe. When I was done moving it all I spent the next day laying around feeling retarded and very, very sore. I mean, it was a HUGE fucking tree. Ahh....... I know it's a very misused and over used word, but holy shit am I cringing right now.

For me that would be pouring a bucket of water on my dad's laptop when he said it was overheating. I was only 6 at the time

I licked the front porch's metal railing, in January, in Labrador, Canada.  Then I panicked and pulled away really hard.

Accidentally (wrong array) formatted a small database with close to $10.3M worth of transactions. I'll tell you what, my butthole puckered up so much I though it'd turn inside out. Thank goodness for, live, off-site backups. 

Getting married....

just get some data recovery tools dude

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