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themaniac

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    themaniac reacted to DimasRMDO for a status update, Stupid game made by my mates when I was a racer.... For us insane people. At my mate'   
    Stupid game made by my mates when I was a racer.... For us insane people.
     
    At my mate's repair shop...
     
    Me: "Mate, I need a coolant change, can you do that for me? I'm too exhausted to change the coolant myself, the coolant's pretty rusty."
    My Mate: "Of course big boss (he loves to call me big boss), I'll do it right away."
    Me: "What? Without letting it cool down?"
    My Mate: "Pfft, watch this."
    Me: "You're off your trolley mate "
    My Mate: "Just watch."
     
    The coolant just squirted crazily, almost burned his left hand (he didn't burn his hand surprisingly), but he did the coolant job in less than 20 minutes.... I saw it by myself through the window....
    When I made my payment, I had a conversation with the boss.
     
    Me: "He's out of his mind mate."
    My Mate's Boss: "Hahaha, yeah he's crazy."
     
    He only does that to his close friends' car lol , only the coolant. Of course not oil, that's another story.

    I've done it once though (peer pressure lol).
     
    My mate: "Come on, Dimas. You've got experience right?"
    Me: "Aah you w*nker, alright. Watch this!"
     
    I disconnected the petcocks, the coolant just blasted out through the hole.

    Me: "WOOOOOOAH!"
    My Mate: "WOOAAAAH, YOU CRAZY F*CKER!"
    Me and My Mate: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
  2. Funny
    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, Just saw a YouTube video where a guy said "kids are proof that God exists". Wouldn't   
    Just saw a YouTube video where a guy said "kids are proof that God exists". 
     
    Wouldn't it be proof that someone really fucked up? If you look at Genesis pre-sin, it seems to allude to no sexual courtship ever being a possibility. Therefore, no kids would be conceived. 
     
    HOWEVER! The fact that kids are conceived is a clue that the snake really fucked up. 
     
    Seriously, thousands of years later, we've got Japan and its censored landscape. 
  3. Funny
    themaniac reacted to DimasRMDO for a status update, Me coding C++ just now.... First bug: *Fixed it Added more features. More bugs: *Fixe   
    Me coding C++ just now....
    First bug:
    *Fixed it
     
    Added more features.
    More bugs:
    *Fixed it
     
    Added more features
    Bugs appeared again, previous fix didn't apply:
    *Fixed it
     
    Removed some lines that shouldn't be in the final release (like cheats)
    I forgot when I tested the game, the lines below depended on the lines I just removed (so yeah I cheated the entire game)
    Now that I've got 5000+ lines of codes and so many errors....
    *Deleted my project file.
     
    I headed to bed, then I dreamed that the code got fixed, I woke up. Turned on my PC, then I remembered that I had deleted it....
     
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    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update,   
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    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, Middle of winter, most of the windows are open, and my fan is on... IT'S STILL 77 FAH   
    Middle of winter, most of the windows are open, and my fan is on...
     
    IT'S STILL 77 FAHRENHEIT!
     

  6. Funny
    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update, The Hulk's one weakness.   
    The Hulk's one weakness. 
  7. Funny
    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, More than 10 years of playing tennis and this has NEVER come up.   
    More than 10 years of playing tennis and this has NEVER come up. 
     
     
  8. Funny
    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update, I Regret NOTHING   
    I
    Regret 
    NOTHING 
  9. Funny
    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, No... Not her... Anyone else but her... I'll loop the laughing scene from Final Fanta   
    No... Not her... Anyone else but her... I'll loop the laughing scene from Final Fantasy 10 for ten hours, rather than interact with HER. 
     

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    themaniac reacted to Tech_Dreamer for a status update,   
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    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update,   
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    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, Apparently, it's good for your hex life, but it might not be there when it should. Wh   
    Apparently, it's good for your hex life, but it might not be there when it should. 
     
    What's the rating of this game again? Oh, right, it's rated E/10+. 
  13. Agree
    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update, Somebody contacted me today, wanting me to help them design something. I usually don'   
    Somebody contacted me today, wanting me to help them design something. 
     
    I usually don't take requests, but I decided to respond.  Turns out he wanted me to design some speaker cabinets for him. 
     
    I then went to ask about payment, and he said that he didn't have much, but he would be willing to pay me in exposure. 
     
    Yeah, fuck that!  You want services, you give me money!
     
    He then pointed out that I did some requests from people for free in the past.
    But those requests were minor alterations to an existing model that I already made. (Please convert this to .obj, can you bevel the edges, etc)
     
    You are asking me to make something from scratch that will take a LOT of R&D!
    I got payed 60 dollars just to resize a camera mount so it could fit a drone once, and you want to pay me in exposure?!
     
    To all of those people, fuck off!
  14. Like
    themaniac reacted to Tech_Dreamer for a status update, Mmmm.. chrome & glass.   
    Mmmm.. chrome & glass.
     



  15. Like
    themaniac reacted to DimasRMDO for a status update, Before I moved Boy I miss my 8.... I still remember what I did that day.... We partne   
    Before I moved
    Boy I miss my 8.... I still remember what I did that day....
    We partnered up with the Toyota 86 group, we didn't do drifting sadly.... Because that day was my last day....
     
    The leader was my mate's RX-8 (the white one).
    My last destination was to go to McDonald having lunch....
    I was invited to a trip to go to a hill with my car until 21:00, it would be a lot of fun but I had to say no unfortunately, because I had to wake up early to go to the airport. Besides, my 8 was beaten up badly so that was another reason.

    2 boxers, 2 wankels ☺️
    @LordOTaco
    @themaniac
  16. Funny
    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update, My face when I make a black joke, and the only person who reacted to it with "funny"   
    My face when I make a black joke, and the only person who reacted to it with "funny" was black.

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    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, I hope Bandai Namco brings Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World to PC. Such a gr   
    I hope Bandai Namco brings Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World to PC. Such a great game. 
     
    Also, I have to stop naming my Pokemon and party members with puns... 
  18. Funny
    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update, Women: I would like a quarter pounder. Me: *Unzips pants* This is why I don't work at   
    Women: I would like a quarter pounder.
    Me: *Unzips pants*
     
    This is why I don't work at fast food restaurants. 
  19. Informative
    themaniac got a reaction from TopHatProductions115 for a status update, Waiting in the airport to head home, wish I could have stayed a bit longer but oh wel   
    Waiting in the airport to head home, wish I could have stayed a bit longer but oh well. Now to wait the 3 hours for the plane. I don't know, your told to get to the airport a few hours early because tsa takes forever or something but so far both times I got through it in at most 20 minutes including the wait in line, getting through TSA, and walking to my gate
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    themaniac got a reaction from TopHatProductions115 for a status update, Ooh, I'm on a Boeing 737 which taking off at 7:47   
    Ooh, I'm on a Boeing 737 which taking off at 7:47
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    themaniac got a reaction from Tech_Dreamer for a status update, I've landed and heading home now, cant wait to pass out   
    I've landed and heading home now, cant wait to pass out
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    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, Why is Rocket League in the Adult category of my Steam library? Actually, why is Supe   
    Why is Rocket League in the Adult category of my Steam library? 
     
    Actually, why is Super Hexagon in the Adult category?! 
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    themaniac got a reaction from Tech_Dreamer for a status update, I've landed and heading home now, cant wait to pass out   
    I've landed and heading home now, cant wait to pass out
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    themaniac reacted to ARikozuM for a status update, I wasn’t aware this was necessary.   
    I wasn’t aware this was necessary.
     
     

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    themaniac reacted to Skanky Sylveon for a status update, I don't know how I found this, but its GLORIOUS.   
    I don't know how I found this, but its GLORIOUS.
     
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