>be me be 22 >be in mall >see a cute girl >start chatting up the girl >she looks annoyed and says that she has a boyfriend >leave the area and be ashamed >go into computer hardware store >buy 16GB DDR4-3000 RAM >not take a bag because I got two big hands >leave the store and see that girl from before >look ashamed >she chats me up >hey is this ram for you? >me uhm yes >what do you need it for? >uhm i was just upgrading my pc and needed new ram >oh cool haha i like guys with ddr4 ram and the thing with the boyfriend was a lie haha can I benchmark with you I would love to see how DDR4-3000 performs >be extremely confident >tell her that it sounds nice but I don't date DDR4Ram Diggers > her mouth wide open >i just leave and feel like the king of the world