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Schnoz

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About Schnoz

  • Title
    Member
  • Birthday 2004-02-08

Contact Methods

  • Battle.net
    i'm lonely
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  • Star Citizen
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  • Steam
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  • Website URL
  • Xbox Live
    i'm lonely

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Ruling over a meme hell
  • Interests
    Digesting some stagnant, fermenting memes

    also tech, evidently by my presence on this forum
  • Biography
    I probably won't type much because I'm going to upgrade my PC right now and probably mess something up and
  • Occupation
    Exhausted Freshman

System

  • CPU
    Ryzen 5 2600 @ 4.5 GHz
  • Motherboard
    Ass Rock AB350M
  • RAM
    16 GB Team T-Force Vulkan DDR4-2400 (OC @ 2866 MHz)
  • GPU
    EVGA GTX 1060 SC 3 GB 9 Gbps with Conductonaut (2150 MHz)
  • Case
    Cougar MG110 with five fans
  • Storage
    SiliconPower NVMe 256 GB (with custom heatsink)
  • PSU
    Thermaltake 500W
  • Display(s)
    LG 2560 by 1080 Extra THICC
  • Cooling
    Masterliquid 240 with Arctic Silver 5
  • Keyboard
    random logitech keyboard + mouse combo
  • Mouse
    look up i ain't repeating myself
  • Sound
    daphuc are sound cards
  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Pro Education

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  1. Schnoz

    Experiences with non-techies

    Two weeks ago: Red flags of a virus-infected computer: - An 8650U quad-core idles at 50 percent. - The desktop wallpaper is a ransom message (Cerber). - The downloads folder has exactly 11.3 gigabytes of sketchy files. - All the "zip" files have an .exe extension appended to them. - There is a folder in C:/Program Files/Microsoft called "User Account Pictures" where all the "pictures" are exe files. - A flash drive I plugged in with a copy of Malwarebytes was instantly encrypted. - When I finally got Malwarebytes on there, it found 1052 threats. Yeah, I think there's a virus.
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    I turned my head away for two hours and this is more notifications than a five-day trip to Hawaii

  3. Idiots compilation:

    1. This woman who turned her car airbag into a frag grenade:

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    2. How do you even get your hands on a donkey?!

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    3. "No officer, I wasn't drunk"

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    4. Hmm. Tastes like bling. *dies*

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    5. ...why? Why would you date a chiggen nugger?

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    6. Beware of the electrified third rail!

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    7. But you want more money.

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    8. Unfortunately, this turned out to be true 18 years later.

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    1. Gegger

      Gegger

      starting again?

  4. Date: So, ya wanna make love?

     

    Me: Oooh, that sounds awesome...

     

    Her: Let's go upstairs. Did you bring protection?

     

    Me: *grabs shotgun, bat, and body armor* *visibly scared* W-why? Who's up there?

  5. Schnoz

    LTT forum "banning" game

    banned for repeating the thing someone else has said
  6. Fine, last one @Gegger

    Kind reminder. The X chromosome contains 1098 genes. The Y chromosome has only 78 genes. The X chromosome is over 5 times larger than the Y. Its science. Female are superior. By far. Hence hundreds of years of Chauvinism to try suppress her. Goodnight. 19/02/18,10:34 PM 19 Retweets 75 Likes Onions have more DNA than humans

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    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @Gegger...for now

       

      Don't worry, I'll take a break on the updates.

    3. Gegger

      Gegger

      YAYAYAY

      for now is enough

    4. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      Dolphins have more neurons then humans. 

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    1. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      A mechanical butthole?

    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @Skanky Sylveon No, those are wells. The pun is "well well well look what we have here"

    3. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      My well doesn't look like that.

  8. orldâs Largesï¬i ' Emerald '

  9. Hey ' f ', your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment. Had to call maintenance to get out.

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    2. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @Skanky Sylveon

       

      fuckin republicans /s

       

      i'm politically neutral

    3. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      @Schnoz It 100% depends on the subject, I choose to not take any sides because that detracts from proper discourse. 

       

      So I choose sanity. 

    4. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @Skanky Sylveon

       

      the survey:

      Check the box if you are:

      [  ] Democrat

      [  ] Republican

      [  ] Other (please specify)_________________

       

       

      Me: 

      [  ] Democrat

      [  ] Republican

      [  ] Other (please specify)___Fuck politics____

  10. & cetaceous & ítstímewehavesomesolíddíck youâll never get to drive the molten steel tractor why even live Forbidden french onion soup

  11. Teacher: Today weâre going to talk about how glass is made Me after 500+ houré of Minecraft:

  12. Today 12147 PM . My mother's vagina oh forreal?? i was just there beautiful this time of year

    1. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      Can comfirm that person's mom's vagina is wonderful this time of year.

    2. Gegger
    3. Skanky Sylveon

      Skanky Sylveon

      @Gegger You only have yourself to blame. 

  13. Awesome! :)

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