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Den-Fi

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About Den-Fi

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky
  • Interests
    Icicle Fencing
  • Biography
    Fragility forces one to focus weakness into strength.
  • Occupation
    Train Pusher

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  • CPU
    RockChip 3288-C Processor
  • Motherboard
    ASUS CHROMEBIT-B013C
  • RAM
    2 GB LPDDR3 RAM
  • GPU
    Mali T764
  • Storage
    16 GB eMMC Storage
  • Display(s)
    Insignia™ - 19" - 720p - HDTV - LED
  • Keyboard
    MANHATTAN 155113 Black USB Wired Standard Enhanced Keyboard
  • Mouse
    axGear USB Wired Optical Mouse
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    https://den-fi.com
  • Operating System
    Chrome OS

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  1. My office neighbor across the street came over and asked if I had a minute.

    I went over to his office and he had a Verizon tech waiting there.

    He asks the tech to repeat what he just told him.

     

    Verizon Tech: I was just telling him he needs to get 5 static IPs because his connection is dropping because he only has 1 IP address and it's overloaded.

    Me (with a super serious face): Oh ok, is it because he needs to split his TCP and UDP packets up so they're not all trying to come down the same pipe? [intentional nonsene]
    Verizon Tech: YES EXACTLY!
    Me: Can you please get your supervisor on the phone. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

     

     

    Another tech came down... The problem was the ONT being dead....

     

     

    Unrelated knaf:

     

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    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. givingtnt

      givingtnt

      Yeah, you really need to get one of those updates that let you intercept the packets so you don't miss any.
       

    3. FakeNSA

      FakeNSA

      I know its important because the government told me so!

    4. Windows7ge

      Windows7ge

      Don't know if his goal was to bump up his sales which I don't know if Verizon techs even get or if he was just an idiot who got the job because a family member or a friend got him in.

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