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My office neighbor across the street came over and asked if I had a minute.
I went over to his office and he had a Verizon tech waiting there.
He asks the tech to repeat what he just told him.
Verizon Tech: I was just telling him he needs to get 5 static IPs because his connection is dropping because he only has 1 IP address and it's overloaded.
Me (with a super serious face): Oh ok, is it because he needs to split his TCP and UDP packets up so they're not all trying to come down the same pipe? [intentional nonsene]
Verizon Tech: YES EXACTLY!
Me: Can you please get your supervisor on the phone.
Another tech came down... The problem was the ONT being dead....