BleakCracker

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

does 10 years on the internet count?  

That definitely raised an eyebrow..

Sorry, nothing to contrubute but this is all is think of 
 

Is it possible to use thermal paste to whiten my teeth?

Try a gun

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Woah woah woah when did I ever say I was gonna have kids

The ability to control all motion. This would make you invincible, able to kill anybody instantly, change temperature, and much more. 
 
@Snickerzz I thought you liked cows...

I used to have a HP G60 and a HP Compaq 6715B. I feel your pain. Both are now over 6 years old, and have a horrible performance in games.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

Well I used to have an eMachine, my parents bought it for me for my birthday so I would finally have a computer to use. It was absurdly slow, and had terrible integrated graphics (God help me.) and a few years after I've had the computer I told my parents I really needed a new computer that could process my games faster and could actually play them. They tried to tell me that if I would delete a bunch of, as they said, "Shit." I could run the games better. So I tried to tell them that's not how it works, but they argued with me. Poor souls. And still to this day they complain on how I've wasted my time and money on my computer.

I have a small one

http://www.cnet.com/news/watch-nvidias-made-to-game-gdc-2015-presentation-live/
 
No one knows. Some huge announcement by nvidia and other companies. 
 
I think it will be VR.

piss off m8

Instability. I had a PERFECT 4.6ghz overclock and it was stable on literally everything at low voltage but it crashed at idle. Pissed me off so much.

I'm not really interested in AC anymore. I mean I thought this game was a last gen only game. Seems like they ported it for more profit after AC unity.

you mean bae area

Okay woah. This is very rude. I was going to make a suggestion but really? You ask us for a suggestion and call us fanboys after we give you our suggestion? Like everyone else said, k70. For the switches and price mainly.