Microsoft: (translating from Estonian)

I took 3 years of Spanish in HS just to tell people that need directions that I don't speak Spanish  

Don't worry. Eres appreciado en esta comunidad por tu sabiduria con la Fruta. Gracias, Senor Tonto. 

Why can't everyone just speak Americanish? 

@ARikozuM No tengo sabiduría para dar, solo una polla enorme.

Americanish? HOW DARE YOU! I"M A CONSERVATIVE! THINGS NEED TO BE [r/pol]

HOW DARE THE MEXICANS APPROPRIATE OUR CULTURE!  THEY SHOULD STICK TO MAKING BURRITOS, AND NEVER MAKE BURGERS AGAIN!