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Drunken Floridian pirates that steal children's key lime pies and beat key deer (essentially midget deer that are endangered last time I checked) to death while making out with crocodiles. 

 

You can commonly see them sleeping under wild banana trees.

  1. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Floridians are a whole other breed..

  2. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    "wild banana trees"... I hadn't realized that we've domesticated trees. 

  3. Skanky Sylveon

    Skanky Sylveon

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    wild banana trees

    Banana trees that still have seeds in the bananas.

  4. lewdicrous

    lewdicrous

    Haven't wild bananas gone extinct already?

    The seedless one dominated 

  5. Skanky Sylveon

    Skanky Sylveon

    @lewdicrous No, they are in Florida, quite small, but thebustill exist, I grew a few when I was a kid.

  6. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    The thing about bananas is that they can do perfectly fine by spreading out saplings via their rhizomes. The seeds in the bananas are pretty much useless for the most part. 

  7. lewdicrous
  8. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    I wanted to get into botany so much as a kid... Unfortunately they're paid shit and you often end up working for Monsanto... 

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  10. Skanky Sylveon

    Skanky Sylveon

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    and you often end up working for Monsanto... 

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  11. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    The top 1% of bananas paid less in taxes than the bottom 50% of bananas. - Bernie to Big Agriculture

  12. Skanky Sylveon

    Skanky Sylveon

    We need a me too movement for bananas and cucumbers. 

    I don't think that I need to explain why.

  13. ARikozuM
  14. lewdicrous
  15. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    HEY, NO LEWDING CHESTS!

     

     

    This dude really fucking sucks at Dark Souls. 

  16. Skanky Sylveon
  17. ARikozuM

    ARikozuM

    They do, but there's a high chance of losing poise. 

  18. Skanky Sylveon

    Skanky Sylveon

    @ARikozuM But that's what makes it so hot!  The potential danger!

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