Drunken Floridian pirates that steal children's key lime pies and beat key deer (essentially midget deer that are endangered last time I checked) to death while making out with crocodiles.
You can commonly see them sleeping under wild banana trees.
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Floridians are a whole other breed..
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"wild banana trees"... I hadn't realized that we've domesticated trees.
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@lewdicrous No, they are in Florida, quite small, but thebustill exist, I grew a few when I was a kid.
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The thing about bananas is that they can do perfectly fine by spreading out saplings via their rhizomes. The seeds in the bananas are pretty much useless for the most part.
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#bananafacts
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I wanted to get into botany so much as a kid... Unfortunately they're paid shit and you often end up working for Monsanto...
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The top 1% of bananas paid less in taxes than the bottom 50% of bananas. - Bernie to Big Agriculture
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Not sorry
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HEY, NO LEWDING CHESTS!
This dude really fucking sucks at Dark Souls.
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They do, but there's a high chance of losing poise.