Ok, I got the sheild to work long enough to get the data off of it, but the connector types are a bitch to work with.

Yeah, fuck that.  I surface mounted, without any guides, and needs a spacer in the middle. 

So I decided to scrap it instead. 

Well, that explains why it has amazing battery life. 

Good voltage at full charge as well.

They are a derp pink color instead of the lavender of the others.  Unbranded as well.