I was hoping your desktop icons looked like a Super Mario Maker level. 

[starts thinking]

holy fu** those scrambled cables, i wanna just stab you!

You need to vacuum and shampoo that carpet. 

So I see you like desktop shortcuts.

man the outside clutter was so messed up i didn't even notice the on-screen mess.

Yes everyone, my room is a fucking mess, it's a work in progress.  But since it triggers everyone. 

The question everyone has on their minds: "Toilet paper near the desk... It must serve a dastardly purpose!". 

I keep a role on my nightstand

@ARikozuM Said dastardly purpose involves rubbing alcohol. 

Why do people use socks, it makes no sense! Not only is a gross, but you're making crusty socks for no reason! 

@DrMacintosh You ARE a role! 

@Skanky Sylveon

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Said dastardly purpose involves rubbing alcohol

@DrMacintosh Use socks for what?  Those were on my feet so I think you're getting the wrong idea. 

Although @ARikozuM is as well.

You're using your socks to polish marble. [eyebrows]

@ARikozuM Well, now I'm thinking about socks causing rope burn thanks to @DrMacintosh.