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@AluminiumTech ?

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  1. Zando_

    Zando_

    Finna make my Apple Card invisible.

  2. 5x5

    5x5

    Don't forget one of these

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  3. Zando_

    Zando_

    @5x5 I don't have a stealthed out Abrams, but I do have a black F-150. If I tape a potato cannon to the front and tie a camo net to the top does it count as a tank?

  4. 5x5

    5x5

    I mean, depends on where you are - in the US, probably not. In Russia? You'll be hailed as a proud soviet engineer.

  5. Zando_

    Zando_

    @5x5 Except for the fact it's a Ford and one of the most American Capitalist-est American Capitalist trucks to be made... 

    But given it's Russia I can probably trade them a can of beans for a tank, AK, and one of those funky looking glowing pigs from the cherry-nobel place so ?

  6. 5x5

    5x5

    Just add some neato features and you'll fit right in with us Easterners :D

     

    Add some Adidas stripes, some table covers, banitsa and you're good to go. It becomes Soviet Mobility Device. You have to learn the proper squat tho. Else you get outed as a western spy and shot on sight

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  7. Zando_

    Zando_

    I still have my ushanka and Adidas 3-striped tracksuit (top and bottom), but being a lazy capitalist pig I cannot full-heel squat like I used to... ? 

    I assume I need the Boris Seal of Approval in order to even enter the soviet places in Europe? 

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