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So, after staying at work til 10pm last night i took the morning off work today.
Wasn't feeling very fresh so i slept in. During the morning i had the weirdest dream and i know why i had it.(Just a primer, i am a brazilian illustrator/graphic designer, name is Paulo, love the channel, it helped me build my very first PC on my own and i've been using computers since 1994)
Probably, i'm watching way too much LTT on youtube.... lol
I had this weird dream where i arrived to work at LMG, i was greeted by Linus and Yvonne, both super nice.
They helped me settle in, and assigned me the oddest of jobs: to design/diagram their new bills (you know, like credit card statements you can pay, it's more like the brazilian model). It was a Itau Bank (a brazilian bank) statement/invoice, and they said i could use this as a base model for what they wanted. Linus called it (internally) as the Middle-finger. (HAHAHAHAA). I suggested the name pay-up-byotch. He dismissed it.
Later in the dream i found myself in hot water (warm, really) because i had opened the 2L bottle of coke in the office fridge, so i could drink some, and there was this unwritten rule that Linus was supposed to always be the first one to crack open any bottle of coca-cola in the building. Everybody looked at me nervously not knowing if they should tell me. Linus was upset and i just stammered "Uh i'll go get a new one".
I left to do that but i was, weirdly, not in Canada, but in a very familiar Rio de Janeiro neighborhood, i went to a local grocery store to get some coke. When i came back folks in the office had set up a table with a PC for me to work on the MIDDLE-FINGER-bill hahhahaha. Strangely enough, there was a bed right next to it.
I woke up a few moments later with a splitting stomach ache (gas, woof) and when i went back to sleep it was pure black, oblivion.
Maybe i should give the channel a break?
This is fucked uphahahahahahahahahaha ha ha hahahahha hah ...
/cry
/despair
#dontsendmetotheloonybin