rebuilding a friends computer
me:"hey bud pull your processor and ram and i'll be in there in a sec"
friend ends up with ram and psu pulled out staring blankly at me...
me:"ok well there's a start wheres the processor..."
friend points at the ram and psu and says "i forget which one of these is the processor."
brother in law punched his laptop right above where the hdd is located and wonders why it doesn't work anymore and i quote
"worked fine, i barely punched it, and now it doesn't work what a piece of junk"