10 year old Sister:  Hey, let’s discuss what place we would like to go on vacation!

Dad: Ok, you go first.

Sister: I wanna go to the Bahamas because there they have cute little pigs that swim in the water! 

Dad: There called immigrants, sweetee.

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If you find this offensive, please note that he was not serious and only joking.

But I find this hilarious.

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