Cyberspirit

I had the same issue when I temporarily used Cherry MX Reds in my keyboard, the Reds are just far too light that even just my finger falling asleep actuates them. You could look into heavier springs or even different switches altogether like Gateron Ink Blacks which in my opinion are heavier and smoother than Reds even at stock, but NovelKeys Creams are definitely my recommendation for a stock smooth switch.

Shape-shifting. Who wouldn't want the ability to like like what ever they wanted? Most people would say flight or something boring, but with Shape-shifting i could turn into a bird (or, hell, even a dragon) and be able to fly anyway. it's just such a versatile power that has endless possibilities.
 
My backup would be Telekinesis 
 
Keyboard is what i'm the most picky about. It's hard to find a keyboard i'm happy with, but once i find it, i can swap out as many other parts as needed, but the keyboard will stay the same.

That's unfortunate to hear. Being lonely sucks but, that doesn't justify being a dick to anyone.
Also, I'm sorry to say but, from my experiences and the things I've heard it sounds like being a girl/woman sucks big time.

I've given up on using voice chat. The "good" experiences outweigh the bad in terms of numbers only. but the bad experiences outweighed the good in terms of everything else. Most of the time the reaction was "cool a girl" that's it. Just wanting to get a girls attention is rarer (at least in my case), generally it was people berating me, verbally abusing me (for any little mistake, or even like dying in a FPS game where respawning is a thing) sexual comments, unwanted PMs and friend requests. Some people just get really weird when playing an online game and they know there's a girl, it's like they lose all semblance of how to act normal because there's the anonymity of being online.
 
It's also part of the reason why i hid my identity on here for so long because of the similar demographic.
 
not necessarily part of the answer to your question but there was someone i was friends with that i met on a game that we used to play together, but it turned sour when he was under the assumption that i was his girlfriend and i liked him (we never spoke about being in a relationship at all) it was just that i was the only female that he was friends with (both on and offline), so i guess it was inevitable that he would develop feelings. Ever since then, i feel like i need to tell people "Don't mistake friendliness for flirting".

Who is your top waifu?
Asking the real questions here.

an unladen European Swallow......

 
 
right. regardless of if it's African or European, roughly 20-24mph

how dark.
 
i would probably freak out for the first couple of days, but i would try not to change too much. most people would say "go traveling" or "do <expensive thing>" but i would save as much money as possible so it can all go to my partner after i pass. there isn't really anything that i would say "i have to experience X before i die". i would prepare everything i can so there's nothing my loved ones have to worry about finalising after it. last thing i want to do is give them things that will prolong their mourning.

My official Job title is "senior team member" which is generic as hell. I work at a fairly large financial institution in a "call centre" department that is specifically for supporting the rest of our staff, mainly the branches, but sometimes we deal with other departments. Basically if the branch doesn't know a process, policy, requirements, guidelines etc, they will generally call us. We're basically Google within our organisation if you could call them up to ask questions and steal less of your information. We don't deal directly with customers.

It started when i was researching what laptop to purchase. But I do this thing where i research too much and the longer it lakes the less likely i am to pick something and just go with it. So i wanted to get other people's opinions instead of just reading reviews and the manufacturer support forums. I never intended to stick around, but the longer i stayed the more i started learning about different things regarding technology. Plus there's some good people on this forum so i decided to stick around, and 3000 posts later, here i am  

Damn, she's good. 

Cats are usually like that. Mine loves to argue with me when he get's "yelled at"