No my version is more Italian so far.
Italian Movie
According to all known laws of pizza making,
There is no way an Italian should be able to make lasagna
It's hands are too small to get the dough in the air
The Italian of course, makes lasagna anyway
Because italians don't care what the French think is impossible.
Red, white, yellow, red white yellow, ooh, yellow white red, let's shake it up a bit
“Peter! Bekfast is ready!”
“Coming!”
“Hang on a second”
“Hello”
“Peter?”
“Adam?”
“Can you beleive this is happening?”
“No, I can't I'll pick you up”
“Looking like pasta”
“Use the dough. Your fuhrer paid good flour for those.”
“Sorry I'm exited”
“Here's the graduate!”
“Were very proud of you son”
“Report card all p’s.”
“Very proud”
“MAMAMIA, I got a thing going here”
“You got a little lint on your fuzz.”
“Ow! That's me”
“Wave to us! Well be in stromboli 69,000”
“Bye!”
Peter I told you, stop pissing on the dough
“Hey Adam”
“Hey Peter”
“Is that fuzz gel?”
“A little. Special day, cooking class”
Never thought I'd make it.
3 years culinary school, 4 years pasta school, those were awkward, 3 years wine college, glad I took a week to hike around the calzone.
You did piss different
“Hi peter”
“Artie, growing illegal pasta? I'll take an ounce for today”
“Hear about Ragu-Chan?”
“Yea”
“You going to the funeral?
“No, I'm not going”
Everybody knows, insult a random guy and call him tony, the Mafia comes after you.
I guess he could have shot back
“I love incorporating a bistro into our day”
“That's why we don't need more than 2 glasses of wine”
“Boi quite some pomp under the circumstances.”
“Well Adam, today we’re italians.”
“We already are peter!”
“Italian MEN”
“HALALUJEUAH”
“Students, Tony, Gordan Ramsay, plz welcome SEAN MURRAY”
“Welcome new boot city graduation class of 1922!”
“That concludes our ritual”
“And begins our career at Prego industries!”
“Will we pick our pasta maker today?”
“I heard it's just orientation”