And now, the moment many of you have been waiting a long time for...

Dipshit of the Month (for March, so it's early...) goes to Microsoft for pulling this shit instead of telling me that Windows 10 v1809 was finally ready.

On each, the top shortcut doesn't work; it doesn't point to anything.  It just sits there.  And Windows File Explorer simply doesn't see it, not even in hidden libraries.  So I can't get rid of them.

Windows tried to tell me it needed an update by instead updating MS Office and doing it wrong. >_<

In hopes that a possible update might fix the issue, I found out that Windows 10 v1809 is finally ready.  Then, I told Settings it to update.  Windows crashed.  I turned Hex off and on and then when I logged back in, Settings started the download & install process like it was supposed to.

Oh, and now File Explorer won't start.  Grrreeeaaat...

If anyone is able to give me more possibilities/explanation as to what is going on, please do.  This is a shitshow...

(and no, my lack of storage space doesn't have anything to do with this; I already checked through Settings)

I'll update my profile photo when File Explorer stops being broken.