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Techstorm970

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    908
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About Techstorm970

  • Title
    U-bi-SHIT
  • Birthday 2001-07-06

Contact Methods

  • Battle.net
    Ask for it
  • Discord
    Ask for it
  • Heatware
    the f**k is that?
  • Origin
    F**k EA and their microtransaction bullshit
  • PlayStation Network
    Meh
  • Reddit
    I left.
  • Star Citizen
    Don't play it
  • Steam
    Ask for it
  • Twitch.tv
    Not a streamer
  • Twitter
    Nope
  • Website URL
  • Xbox Live
    F**k Microsoft

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Somewhere next to nowhere
  • Interests
    Weather, computers, sports, video games, music, percussion, the American dream, girls
  • Biography
    No.
  • Occupation
    I don't know. What's your job?

System

  • CPU
    i7-8750H
  • Motherboard
    Whatever Dell puts in their G7 laptops
  • RAM
    8GB DDR4-2666MHz
  • GPU
    GeForce GTX 1060 Max-Q
  • Case
    It's a laptop. Figure it out.
  • Storage
    Toshiba M.2 SATA 256GB + Samsung 860 EVO 1TB
  • PSU
    56Wh battery, 180W power brick
  • Display(s)
    Some LG laptop display (1080p, IPS, 60Hz)
  • Cooling
    Two blower-style fans of unknown size
  • Keyboard
    Dell G7 built-in keyboard
  • Mouse
    Razer Atheris
  • Sound
    Dell G7 speakers + Logitech G930 Wireless Headset
  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Home

Recent Profile Visitors

27,870 profile views
  1. Techstorm970

    Intel 9980XE Review Unbargo megathread?

    i9-9980X? More like i--
  2. Me: *reads caller ID, which is ASV*

    Phone: "CALL FROM - ASS"

    Sometimes I love my home phone...

    1. CUDAcores89
    2. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      sometimes you call for the booty, in others , the booty calls you.

  3. I am a little proud of myself for this one... xD 

    1. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      Crap, it's gone...

    2. Cyberspirit

      Cyberspirit

      What was it?

    3. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      "BREAKING NEWS: Random Person Asks About Motherboard Overclocking"

       

      Somebody had posted a tech question in the "Tech News" section.

  4. Whoever made your profile GIF is a genius!  xD 

    1. Pascal...

      Pascal...

      I know it's so cool. It's made by @Cinnabar Sonar and you can find it on the Linus meme thread on page 263.

  5. Apple: *updates MacBook Air, Mac Mini, and comes out with a killer iPad*

     

    Me: 

     

    1. Minibois

      Minibois

      Still no Apple Newton 2018, HARD PASS FROM ME

    2. TheSLSAMG

      TheSLSAMG

      The Mac Mini interests me a lot, probably because my first personal desktop was one.

  6. Uhhh....

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    1. WhisperingKnickers

      WhisperingKnickers

      I made almost $4 the other day by selling all the trading cards that games have been giving me over the last several years

    2. Cyberspirit

      Cyberspirit

      The hustle is real.

    3. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      Perhaps that one should see a doctor :P ...

  7. Dipshit of the Month goes to Ubisoft for being more of a fatass than Battle.net and thinking that a 35.9GB UPDATE is ok!

     

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    HA!  Ubisoft.  U-bi-SHIT, that's what U-bi...

  8. This is an update...

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    ...a 35.9 GB update...

     

     

     

     

    Help...

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. LordOTaco

      LordOTaco

      @Windows7ge wouldn't surprise me that game is the literal definition of "development hell"

    3. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      This update has no honour...

    4. Tech_Dreamer
  9. Uninstalled and reinstalled YouTube.  Bowsette is gone (YES!!!!!!) and apparently not trending on YouTube.  Just another product of the human thot process...

     

    Actually gained something out of it!  YouTube trending allowed Eminem's new album to "Fall" into my lap (heh heh...)

    Listened to this and immediately bought it and had it on replay for hours.  Eminem, you sick sonuvabish!  You've done it again!

    1. imreloadin

      imreloadin

      What does reinstalling YouTube have to do with something trending on YouTube lol?

    2. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @imreloadin By uninstalling YouTube, I deleted my YouTube history.  So, after it reinstalled, it just showed me what was trending.

    3. LordOTaco

      LordOTaco

      You gotta get on that Princess Booette life Bowsette is for plebs

  10. Anybody know who started the Bowsette thing?  I'd like to make them the new Dipshit...

    1. TVwazhere

      TVwazhere

      Quote

      On Sept. 19, almost a week after Peachette’s reveal, Twitter user @ayyk92 posted a comic about Peach romantically rejecting Mario. Despondent, Mario turns towards Bowser, who wordlessly holds up the magical transformation crown. The final panel depicts a dark and edgy Peach-like figure, with Bowser’s horns and studded jewelry.

      https://www.polygon.com/2018/9/24/17895848/bowsette-an-investigation

       

       

    2. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @TVwazhere So you're saying that this really is the Undertale fandom devolution all over again...

      ...

      ...

      Dammit...

    3. LordOTaco

      LordOTaco

      All four nations of weebdom were at peace...until the Bowsette nation attacked...

  11. Is there anybody I can pay to remove all this Bowsette bullshit from my YouTube feed?! 😡

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Cinnabar Sonar

      Cinnabar Sonar

      Quote

      remove all this Bowsette bullshit

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    3. LordOTaco

      LordOTaco

      Only plebs go for bowsette.  Its about Princess Boo life.  Get woke @aki adaki

    4. veldora

      veldora

      WOKE ENHANCED, AND ENGAGED. 

  12. image.png.876690ed105265c3e65906980a8e7ede.png

    Spoiler

    We will not forget

     

  13.  

    In what alternate reality is AMD the one rising to the occasion and Intel the one shitting the bed?!

     

    1. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      Multiversal incursion in progress...

  14.  

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    1. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      I guess it's fair to say that their tale ended a bit short...

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    Dafuq?????

    1. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      rich boyiiiee!!

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