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Techstorm970

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About Techstorm970

  • Title
    The Fattest Ass Around
  • Birthday 2001-07-06

System

  • CPU
    i7-6700k @ Stock
  • Motherboard
    ASUS Z170-DELUXE
  • RAM
    16GB Corsair Vengeance LPX @ 3200MHz
  • GPU
    MSI Geforce GTX 1070 Gaming X
  • Case
    Cooler Master MasterCase 5
  • Storage
    Samsung 950 PRO 512GB + 850 EVO 500GB + 850 EVO 2TB
  • PSU
    Corsair CX750M (750w)
  • Display(s)
    LG 27MP37HQ-B (1080p, IPS, 60Hz)
  • Cooling
    Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO
  • Keyboard
    Razer BlackWidow Ultimate
  • Mouse
    Razer Copperhead Tempest Blue
  • Sound
    Logitech Z323 Speakers + Logitech G930 Wireless Headset
  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Pro

Contact Methods

  • Twitter
    Nope
  • Google+
    F**k Google
  • Facebook
    Sorry. I don't wanna get my Face Zucked.
  • Skype
    Don't use it
  • Yahoo
    NO
  • Razer Comms
    Why?
  • XFire
    Nope
  • Discord
    typhoon970
  • MSN
    F**k Microsoft
  • Origin
    F**k EA and their microtransaction bullshit
  • Steam
    typhoon970
  • Star Citizen
    Don't play it
  • Battle.net
    typhoon970
  • Xbox Live
    F**k Microsoft
  • PlayStation
    Meh
  • Website URL
  • Twitch.tv
    Not a streamer
  • Instagram
    Nope
  • Heatware
    the f**k is that?

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Somewhere next to nowhere
  • Interests
    Weather, computers, sports, video games, music, percussion, the American dream, girls
  • Biography
    Joined the forum because of a Razer Blade giveaway. Liked computers, so I stuck around. Got addicted to the forum for 2+ months. Broke addiction. Lurked for a while. Now I'm active again because I have too much free time and basically no social life. At least I'm not addicted this time...
  • Occupation
    Being a kickass student

Recent Profile Visitors

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  1. Apparently I confused a cold for allergies.

     

    I’ve lost my voice. :( 

    1. Ashiella

      Ashiella

      Oh no, I'll help you look for it! Do you know where/when you dropped it? Remember, re-trace your steps.

    2. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @Ashiella It’s probably lodged somewhere in my really sore throat.

    3. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      get well soon.

  2. Is that a...death metal racoon??? xD 

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Mooshi

      Mooshi

      Eh....close enough if you close your eyes right? Haaaa

    3. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @Mooshi Regardless, it's awesome! xD 

    4. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      its a surprisingly good show on netflix called aggretsuko

  3. Changed my title to fit what’s up. xD 

  4. Another influential figure gone too soon. :( 

     

    Rest In Peace, John.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. TopHatProductions115
    3. 8uhbbhu8

      8uhbbhu8

      RIP to a great man.

    4. Cinnabar Sonar

      Cinnabar Sonar

      If you all take anything from this.  GET CHECKED FOR CANCER!

  5. @Max_Settings Do wired headphones still have a considerable advantage over wireless ones?

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @Max_Settings Took a look at one of your reviews in which you gave a summarized opinion of a bunch of headphones.

      Status Audio CB-1 it is!

       

      Also, you may have f**ked the SHP9500S market.  They're $75 on Amazon rn. xD 

      https://www.amazon.com/Philips-SHP9500S-Precision-Over-ear-Headphones/dp/B00ENMK1DW

    3. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      @Techstorm970

      I like this - let's do it more!!!

    4. Max_Settings

      Max_Settings

      @Techstorm970 Newegg is the place to buy SHPs.

  6. May's Dipshit of the Month award goes to...

    ...

    ...

    Just kidding...

    The Fatass of the Month award goes to Battle.net for eating up too much space on my SSD!

    5b06267005d61_battlefatass.PNG.dfdf79bc4de7fb0270c09236c349e517.PNG

    It also wants too many 2nd courses updates!

    1. NoRomanBatmansAllowed

      NoRomanBatmansAllowed

      I was wondering when you'd pick battle.net. :P

       

    2. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      it's a battle alright.

  7. *playing Overwatch*

    *screen goes black*

    WOT?!

    "Battle.net required update"

    "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!"

    1. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      Interrupts match to bring you, delayed update!

      #Self-inducedSalt

    2. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      This is why I don't play overwatch!

      That and I don't have the game and never play battle royale style games or FPS games even, but lets go with this

  8. Shit!  Car insurance!

     

    I forgot I’ll have to pay car insurance every 6 months now!

     

    Guess I might need to get two part-times out of necessity rather than just wanting a Hades Canyon. :/ 

    1. TopHatProductions115
    2. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      a lot of times if you pay for the whole year at once they give a discount

  9. 20k!

    Gonna miss ya, @dizmo. Never keep calm! It could also be a reference to Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen.
  10. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23582533/nfl-owners-approve-new-national-anthem-policy

     

    TL;DR "Under a policy unanimously approved by owners, NFL players and personnel have the option not to take the field for the national anthem, but those who do must stand."

     

    I have mixed feelings about this.  On one hand, they are still allowing players to "kneel" per se, just not on camera.  At the same time, this encourages every individual football team of players to do the same thing, because showing reasonable solidarity is important when in comes to being a team.

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    2. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @Java That I can agree with.

    3. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Simple solution, They should hire Fergie to sing the anthem every time, Those who are patriotic would stand through it & those who show up to just kneel will be gone rather than stay enduring that shit.

    4. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      @Java Don't be surprised if it happens anyway (in a couple of years)...

  11. I love how GOG is doing a big sale on VNs immediately after Steam announced they'd be cracking down on NSFW VNs.  xD 

    1. LordOTaco

      LordOTaco

      The Free Alliance of GOG Waifus vs the Axis of Evil Steam

    2. NoRomanBatmansAllowed

      NoRomanBatmansAllowed

      It's to steal that market share before Steam backtracks.

  12. I get to play Overwatch for the first time in months.

     

    What happens?

     

    MOAR FUCKING UPDATES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!!!

     

    Thanks, Battle.fatass!!!

  13. As seen on Reddit.

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    1. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      I used to agree with this, then i worked at krispy kreme and we were allowed to take home a dozen at the end of each shift, so i no longer crave doughnuts xD As a sheer coincidence I gained 10 lbs the first minth working there

    2. Canada EH
    3. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      The hell is a "minth"? Is it inspired by Ben & Jerry's?

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