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Techstorm970

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About Techstorm970

  • Title
    The Dipshitter
  • Birthday 2001-07-06

Contact Methods

  • Discord
    Ask for it
  • Steam
    Ask for it
  • Origin
    F**k EA and their microtransaction bullshit
  • UPlay
    If U on UPlay then UPlayed yourself!
  • Battle.net
    Ask for it
  • PlayStation Network
    Meh
  • Xbox Live
    Don't have an Xbox
  • Star Citizen
    Don't play it
  • Reddit
    I left.
  • Twitch.tv
    Not a streamer
  • Twitter
    Nope
  • Heatware
    Nah
  • Website URL

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    A big thing in the middle of nowhere
  • Interests
    Weather, computers, sports, video games, music, percussion, the American dream, girls
  • Biography
    No.
  • Occupation
    University student

System

  • CPU
    i7-8750H
  • Motherboard
    Whatever Dell puts in their G7 laptops
  • RAM
    16GB G.Skill Ripjaws DDR4-2666MHz
  • GPU
    GeForce GTX 1060 Max-Q
  • Case
    It's a laptop. Figure it out.
  • Storage
    1TB Crucial P1 NVMe + 2TB Crucial MX500 SATA
  • PSU
    56Wh battery, 180W power brick
  • Display(s)
    Some LG laptop display (1080p, IPS, 60Hz)
  • Cooling
    Two blower-style fans of unknown size
  • Keyboard
    Dell G7 built-in keyboard
  • Mouse
    Logitech G603
  • Sound
    Dell G7 speakers + HyperX Cloud Stinger Wireless (in use) + Corsair HS70 Wireless (not in use)
  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Home

Recent Profile Visitors

46,553 profile views
  1. In a nutshell...

    PITAKA: YOU STOLE OUR SHIT!

    Unbox Therapy: What?

    PITAKA: We made that case, not you!

    Unbox Therapy: No.

    *removes PITAKA review from channel*
    PITAKA: WE SAW THAT!

    Fans: Why? 😢

    Unbox Therapy:

    Fans: Why? 😡

    Unbox Therapy:

    Fans:

    PITAKA:

    Unbox Therapy:

    Spoiler

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  2. Every time I see my roommate use his laptop on his bed, I cringe.

     

    Like...*deep inhale*...DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S SITTING ON A GIANT BLOCK OF STATIC ELECTRICITY?!?!?!

     

    Every day I pray to God to spare that poor Apple's life...

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    Alright guys, whaddaya got for me?

     

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    "Ultimate Headset"

    "Turtle Beach"

    Fuckin' sellouts! 😂😂😂

    1. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      Oh yeah! You and @Tech_Dreamer are two different people.

    2. Tech_Dreamer
  4. I just did the most "absent-minded professor" thing ever...

     

    Stayed up late to get homework done.  Then, when I finished it, I put the document in the cloud and went to the computer lab in the next building over to print it out.  I go back to the dorm hall's front door to find something wrong.

     

    I was so focused on my homework that I left my wallet in my dorm room, which means I left my dorm hall access card in my dorm room, which means that I just locked myself out of my dorm hall...

     

    In 30 degrees Fahrenheit...

     

    In a short-sleeve shirt...(too focused to think of that, too).

     

    I can't go to bed.  I can't get food, either, because I don't have my wallet.  And while there's an indoor location for me to stay warm in (computer lab), I can't wait outside until sunrise for someone to leave the dorm hall because it's too cold and I don't have my coat on.

     

    At least I have my phone, and a decent charge on it (70%).

     

    And no, I'm not gonna be the dick who wakes up his roommate in the middle of the night because of his own stupidity.

     

    WHAT HATH I WROUGHT UPON MYSELF?!?!?!?!

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      I'm back in the dorm now.  Thank God!

       

      SovietWomble helped me pass the time.
       

      The girl who let me in didn't even question anything. 😂

    3. will4623

      will4623

      be that dick. don't want to lose your money.

    4. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @will4623 I wasn't worried about that.  I keep it in a drawer.

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    Wait, wait, what???

     

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    😂😂😂

    1. Murasaki

      Murasaki

      not sure if intentional or not 

    2. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      Cannot unsee...

    3. TheSLSAMG

      TheSLSAMG

      ahegao burger

       

       

       

      ahegao burger

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    1. handymanshandle

      handymanshandle

      well you know what they say about southern guys

      about a quarter of them are secretly gay as fuck

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    #SneezingStache

    1. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      mystatus mustacheous update.

  8. Updated my profile if anyone's curious...

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      i want your body

    3. Techstorm970
    4. Den-Fi

      Den-Fi

      My bad.

      Thought you were a grill.

  9. Caution: Techstorm has a new toy.

     

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    I can borrow a unit for free as long as I return it within 24 hours.  Little panel is really cool and gives techie stats (temp of battery, power draw, power capacity left in units of Wh).  USB charging is 5V/3A, outlet plug rates for 100W output (which means it's too much of a pussy to charge my 180W Dell G7; yes I tried it and failed).

     

    Did you know that iPhones pull 10-12W through the USB while charging?

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Gegger

      Gegger

      i need one to throw at people when they don't charge their chromebooks at school

       

      it's interesting, i'd like to see it be improved on

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Wow. Up until recently, Apple STILL shipped a 5-watt power adapter with their phones.

    4. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @Ryan_Vickers Yeah my power brick started buzzing because it could tell that the Omnicharge wasn't a "reliable" source of power.  Laptop was running/charging at 50-70 watts until I opened Outlook with all of my bloated add-ons for it.  Then it jumped to 112 watts and the battery nope-quit on me.

       

      I like fast-charging for phones because it saves time and is not hard to pull off.

       

      @Schnoz Apple USB plugs have always been shit.  That's why I didn't bring one of them to college with me.  ;)

  10. *BOOM*
    Chemistry professor: "Oh!  Right!  From now on, we'll have 'Surprise Explosion of the Day'."

     

    Entire class:

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    1. OlympicAssEater

      OlympicAssEater

      School shooters: heavy breathing

    2. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      Abdul Jamal *faints due to excitement*

  11. YOU IS BACC

  12. Good decision of the day: Washing out my shoes to get rid of the stinky feet smell.

     

    Dumbass decision of the week:  Shampooing one of my shoes in the process.

     

    I've been walking around like this for a while...

     

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    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. TVwazhere

      TVwazhere

      They make these things called Dryers you know....

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      I'd suggest turning a garden hose onto Jet mode to wash all that out.

       

      @TVwazhere That'll work until his feet get sweaty. Then it'll get so soapy he can have a bath right in the middle of the street.

    4. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @TVwazhere I had no time for that in the moment.  Didn't plan for my actions to go haywire.  (CLEARLY)

  13. One of the best parts about college so far is that one of my advisors/professors is named Dr. Freeman. 🤟🤟😂😂

    1. CircleTech

      CircleTech

      What college

    2. FloRolf

      FloRolf

      Hopefully there are no microwaves around. 

    3. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      My Professors have a beautiful nick name for me "huaryu" whenever i go to see them once a year. 

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