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Techstorm970

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About Techstorm970

  • Title
    IHO🅱️
  • Birthday 2001-07-06

Contact Methods

  • Discord
    typhoon970
  • Steam
    typhoon970
  • Origin
    F**k EA and their microtransaction bullshit
  • Star Citizen
    Don't play it
  • Battle.net
    typhoon970
  • Xbox Live
    F**k Microsoft
  • PlayStation Network
    Meh
  • Website URL
  • Twitter
    Nope
  • Twitch.tv
    Not a streamer
  • Reddit
    I left.
  • Heatware
    the f**k is that?

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Somewhere next to nowhere
  • Interests
    Weather, computers, sports, video games, music, percussion, the American dream, girls
  • Biography
    Joined the forum because of a Razer Blade giveaway. Liked computers, so I stuck around. Got addicted to the forum for 2+ months. Broke addiction. Lurked for a while. Now I'm active again because I have too much free time and basically no social life. At least I'm not addicted this time...
  • Occupation
    Being a kickass student

System

  • CPU
    i7-6700k @ Stock
  • Motherboard
    ASUS Z170-DELUXE
  • RAM
    16GB Corsair Vengeance LPX @ 3200MHz
  • GPU
    MSI Geforce GTX 1070 Gaming X
  • Case
    Cooler Master MasterCase 5
  • Storage
    Samsung 950 PRO 512GB + 850 EVO 500GB + 850 EVO 2TB
  • PSU
    Corsair CX750M (750w)
  • Display(s)
    LG 27MP37HQ-B (1080p, IPS, 60Hz)
  • Cooling
    Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO
  • Keyboard
    Razer BlackWidow Ultimate
  • Mouse
    Razer Copperhead Tempest Blue
  • Sound
    Logitech Z323 Speakers + Logitech G930 Wireless Headset
  • Operating System
    Windows 10 Pro

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  1. When Steam organizes alphabetically, so the second game is listed before the first game:

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    Fuck...

  2. Uh oh...

     

    Battle.fatass is at it again! :|

     

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  3. Well...I mean...

     

    Uh...

     

    Is "Whiskey Lake" really any less retarded? xD 

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    2. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      why is Lisa on the thread thumbnail for an intel product lol.

    3. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      Intel CPU @14nm was base form. After that, + is Ascended. ++ is Super Saiyan. +++ is Super Saiyan god (red/pink). AMD's Zen+ and Zen2 are Ultra Instinct Omen.

    4. Cinnabar Sonar

      Cinnabar Sonar

      Quote

      Whiskey Lake

      Go home Intel, you are drunk.

  4. Silo Shirts: "Ok, so we've got this Nikola Jokic shirt here.  We're located in Seattle, WA, and we need to ship it to Colorado.  So, USPS, we'd love it if you would do us a favor and--"

     

    USPS: "WE'RE TAKING THIS THING TO PENNSYLVANIA!!!!"

     

    Silo Shirts: "Aw fuck..."

     

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    "...I can't believe you've done this."

    1. 8uhbbhu8
    2. Ryan_Vickers

      Ryan_Vickers

      You'd think that when your entire business is moving things around, and on top of that, supposedly as cheaply and quickly as possible, that you'd want to avoid doing this, but no, somehow it still happens...

  5. I've been very quiet this summer, I know.  My family likes to drag me everywhere when I'm not in school, and when work got added to that, I had very little time for you guys.  But don't worry!

     

    I have a big reveal coming soon...

  6. xDxDxD 

    1. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      a bit old, still funny.

  7. Using my account on the old Mac only reminded me of how much I fucking hate the Apple Magic Mouse!!!

     

    It registers "left-click-then-right-click" as "double-click".

     

    AGGGGGHHHH!!'

    1. TheLaserCucumber

      TheLaserCucumber

      I personally also think that it's not very ergonomic, I have very janky hands, after using a magic mouse, they're so much worse.

      Also they hurt after that...

  8. *wants to know if my laptop can run Bendy and the Ink Machine*

     

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    2. CUDAcores89

      CUDAcores89

      @NoRomanBatmansAllowed Pentium 4's could be overclocked so 3.2GHz was possible.

    3. 8uhbbhu8

      8uhbbhu8

      @NoRomanBatmansAllowed Wrong. :P I have a 3.4GHz stock P4 

    4. TopHatProductions115
  9. Things I learned today:

     

    1. I have a gamertag attached to my Razer account, even though Razer never told me to make a gamertag.

     

    2. My gamertag was apparently VioletRYBeverheaven768 before I learned Thing 1.

     

    3. Razer cannot be trusted to pre-generate gamertags.

     

     

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    2. aki adaki

      aki adaki

      I liked my Xbox tag was tugboat some odd numbers 

    3. Dan Castellaneta

      Dan Castellaneta

      I remember when I created my Steam account its profile name was the same name you created the account with. Once I started using the account that name went away in favor of Tanner and eventually Dan Castellaneta.

    4. aki adaki

      aki adaki

      hrqstn is my steam name

  10. CaptureMINE.PNG.aeff16506b39413ae8bba62a441f5ed4.PNGmiss.PNG.5e61fe69debb396d3b876a52bb39d18a.PNG

     

    Um...fuck you???

    1. Dan Castellaneta

      Dan Castellaneta

      tfw you fail at life so bad you can't even kill yourself properly

    2. aki adaki

      aki adaki

      Commit die big die

    3. YedZed

      YedZed

      I think its Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy joke.

      I might be wrong. Might be a Neil DeGras Tyson joke.

      Either way, I love it. xD 

  11. I have my armpit hair just like everyone else.  However, I also have this stray strand of hair growing 3 inches up my arm and it's fucking annoying. >:( 

    1. DildorTheDecent

      DildorTheDecent

      Be a man and yank it out.

       

      Shaving pits is for girls.

    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Just buzz it off.

    3. imreloadin

      imreloadin

      I have one "dumb" follicle that is on the inside bend of my elbow that usually grows out to be like 4-5 inches long before it gets ripped off by something lol. For some reason that one follicle just wants to keep pumping out hair xD

  12. Jeff Bezos is worth almost $150B.

     

    Holy fucking shit!!!

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    2. TopHatProductions115

      TopHatProductions115

      I'm just gonna walk outta this Status Update rn...

      xD 

    3. LordOTaco

      LordOTaco

      The Amazon vs Apple arc is going to be the most intense yet.  The imagery of fighting in the final valley of Gates and Jobs is just too epic for us mere 3D mortals to comprehend on this plane of existence. 

    4. YedZed

      YedZed

      Meanwhile, his workers are worth nothing. Funny, the disparity there.

  13. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!!!

     

    ...

     

    Ok, I'm good...

  14. *gasp*

     

    YESSS!

     

    FUTURE DIARY PROFILE PIC!!!

     

    WOOOOOOOO!!!

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