I think you broke promises to your employer when you did the application pledge

what pledge?

i didn't agree to nothing

That's actually a good eye!  

notice me senp-eye

@Jtalk4456 the whole I'm a hard worker and I stay on task deal

is that an anime eye thing?

@aki adaki He's the company jester; he's completely on target. Just wait 'til he gets to level 20!

Points given for knowing the reference. 

@aki adaki hey if the store associates aren't calling its not my fault I have time to kill