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    FloRolf got a reaction from Ryan_Vickers for a status update, I'm on an Ed Sheeran concert rn and man have I never seen so many single ladiez in my   
    I'm on an Ed Sheeran concert rn and man have I never seen so many single ladiez in my lyf. 
    So if you're ever on a hunt, go buy a couple tickets and pick some gurls up here. 
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    FloRolf got a reaction from Dan Castellaneta for a status update, LMAO. I'm in a hotel rn and the electrician who was at work here was seriously the du   
    LMAO. I'm in a hotel rn and the electrician who was at work here was seriously the dumbest person on
    the planet. 
    Here's why:
    The wall outlets only work when you have the lights turned on. However, when the lights are on, the ventilation of the bathroom also starts up. 
    So when you want to charge your phone over night you'll have to sleep with bright light and loud af noise. 
     
    Gr8 m8, I r8 8/8.
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    FloRolf got a reaction from Dan Castellaneta for a status update, LMAO. I'm in a hotel rn and the electrician who was at work here was seriously the du   
    LMAO. I'm in a hotel rn and the electrician who was at work here was seriously the dumbest person on
    the planet. 
    Here's why:
    The wall outlets only work when you have the lights turned on. However, when the lights are on, the ventilation of the bathroom also starts up. 
    So when you want to charge your phone over night you'll have to sleep with bright light and loud af noise. 
     
    Gr8 m8, I r8 8/8.
  4. Like
    FloRolf got a reaction from Dan Castellaneta for a status update, LMAO. I'm in a hotel rn and the electrician who was at work here was seriously the du   
    LMAO. I'm in a hotel rn and the electrician who was at work here was seriously the dumbest person on
    the planet. 
    Here's why:
    The wall outlets only work when you have the lights turned on. However, when the lights are on, the ventilation of the bathroom also starts up. 
    So when you want to charge your phone over night you'll have to sleep with bright light and loud af noise. 
     
    Gr8 m8, I r8 8/8.
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    FloRolf got a reaction from DrMacintosh for a status update, Yay, it's my birthday today GF got me this pretty boi plus some coupons to watch some   
    Yay, it's my birthday today
    GF got me this pretty boi plus some coupons to watch some movies with her that she doesn't want to watch, such as LotR
     

  6. Funny
    FloRolf reacted to DildorTheDecent for a status update, Donate one kidney and you're a "hero". Donate five and you're "under investigation" a   
    Donate one kidney and you're a "hero". Donate five and you're "under investigation" and "of serious interest to the police"
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    FloRolf got a reaction from DrMacintosh for a status update, Yay, it's my birthday today GF got me this pretty boi plus some coupons to watch some   
    Yay, it's my birthday today
    GF got me this pretty boi plus some coupons to watch some movies with her that she doesn't want to watch, such as LotR
     

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    FloRolf got a reaction from DrMacintosh for a status update, Yay, it's my birthday today GF got me this pretty boi plus some coupons to watch some   
    Yay, it's my birthday today
    GF got me this pretty boi plus some coupons to watch some movies with her that she doesn't want to watch, such as LotR
     

  9. Informative
    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, Okay, what the f*ck did just happen. Here's another story time for ya'll that's even   
    Okay, what the f*ck did just happen. Here's another story time for ya'll that's even more shocking that my fish story and really shook us all up rn. 
     
    So my GF parents are divorced but both have had new partners for years. 
    Her dad just now (Saturday) proposed to his GF to marry him and she said yes and we all celebrated very big. 
    Today, or basically an hour ago, her mom calls saying her BF (after 9 years) had an affair for almost half a year and he's moving out rn. 
     
    What. The. Fuck. 
     
    He was basically THE guy you'd think to not have an affair ever. That's how wrong you can be. Damn. 
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    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, Okay, what the f*ck did just happen. Here's another story time for ya'll that's even   
    Okay, what the f*ck did just happen. Here's another story time for ya'll that's even more shocking that my fish story and really shook us all up rn. 
     
    So my GF parents are divorced but both have had new partners for years. 
    Her dad just now (Saturday) proposed to his GF to marry him and she said yes and we all celebrated very big. 
    Today, or basically an hour ago, her mom calls saying her BF (after 9 years) had an affair for almost half a year and he's moving out rn. 
     
    What. The. Fuck. 
     
    He was basically THE guy you'd think to not have an affair ever. That's how wrong you can be. Damn. 
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    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, Step 1 of Filtration System upgrade is 80% done! Cleaning out the Stuff Garage.    My   
    Step 1 of Filtration System upgrade is 80% done! Cleaning out the Stuff Garage. 
     
    My Bro in law and I did a great and quick job. Dad was just mad I didn't move one thing back to where it was, lol. 
     
    Things are rollin' rollin' rollin'! 
  12. Funny
    FloRolf got a reaction from DildorTheDecent for a status update, Story time of the worst fucking nightmare that literally ever happend to me in the ne   
    Story time of the worst fucking nightmare that literally ever happend to me in the near past. 
     
    I've got a big fish in quarantine in my parents basement rn in a 200L tank. When I got there today the water parameters were so fucking bad that I panicked and immediately changed a shit ton of the water the fish was swimming in. Quickly did I realize that the parameters were still fucking shit so I panicked even more. 
    So then I took a bucket and wanted to catch the fish to put it in another, bigger bucket to get it back into the pond as quickly as possible. 
    When I took him out of his tank, and I kid you not, the dude jumps FUCKING 2 METERS OUT OF THE BUCKET ONTO THE FUCKING FLOOR. The fish is thrashing around the floor like a fucking maniac and he is slippery as hell. So I try to pick him up and throw him back into the tank. Fish is not stupid (HE FUCKING IS) so he kinda makes a fucking grind on the tank and jumps another fucking meter into a corner. 
    I literally go "fuck fuck fuck fuck, this is a fucking nightmare, fuck" and pick that slippery dipshit up to finally throw him back into the tank. 
     
    So in a nutshell, I just almost killed or severely damaged one of my favorite fishes that I actually wanted to heal. 
    This is the worst thing that has happend to me over my entire fish hobby career that at least is over 10 years now. 
     
    Tl;dr I'm fucking stupid and hate myself now. 
  13. Funny
    FloRolf got a reaction from DildorTheDecent for a status update, Story time of the worst fucking nightmare that literally ever happend to me in the ne   
    Story time of the worst fucking nightmare that literally ever happend to me in the near past. 
     
    I've got a big fish in quarantine in my parents basement rn in a 200L tank. When I got there today the water parameters were so fucking bad that I panicked and immediately changed a shit ton of the water the fish was swimming in. Quickly did I realize that the parameters were still fucking shit so I panicked even more. 
    So then I took a bucket and wanted to catch the fish to put it in another, bigger bucket to get it back into the pond as quickly as possible. 
    When I took him out of his tank, and I kid you not, the dude jumps FUCKING 2 METERS OUT OF THE BUCKET ONTO THE FUCKING FLOOR. The fish is thrashing around the floor like a fucking maniac and he is slippery as hell. So I try to pick him up and throw him back into the tank. Fish is not stupid (HE FUCKING IS) so he kinda makes a fucking grind on the tank and jumps another fucking meter into a corner. 
    I literally go "fuck fuck fuck fuck, this is a fucking nightmare, fuck" and pick that slippery dipshit up to finally throw him back into the tank. 
     
    So in a nutshell, I just almost killed or severely damaged one of my favorite fishes that I actually wanted to heal. 
    This is the worst thing that has happend to me over my entire fish hobby career that at least is over 10 years now. 
     
    Tl;dr I'm fucking stupid and hate myself now. 
  14. Informative
    FloRolf got a reaction from TVwazhere for a status update, Holy shit! Here's a short and totally useless story that just happend:   We are peace   
    Holy shit!
    Here's a short and totally useless story that just happend:
     
    We are peacefully sitting in our apartment when someone rings our bell but doesn't answer the intercom.
    Me, enraged, goes back to couch when it rings again for way longer. Still nobody answers.
    Me, even more enraged, goes back again when suddenly someone knocks on our door (4th floor) like a maniac.
    I look down the door viewer and see two heavy af policemen in front of the door and i go like "shit. shit. shit. What did i do?"
     
    Police: "Is this Mr. XXX Apartment?"
    Me: *looks like i'm hiding a terrorist*, "No, it's not."
    Him: *points down the floor* "Is this Mr. XXX Apartment?"
    Me: I thinks so, but i actually don't know, lol.
    Him: You think so?
    Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
    GF to me when i close the door "I FUCKING KNEW IT, HE'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER!"
    It's true though, our neighbour is really weird but i don't even know his name. Looks like shit is about to go down
    here, can't wait for the first special forces to crack down his door. 


    @Police if you read this: I didn't do anything, i swear.
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    FloRolf got a reaction from TVwazhere for a status update, Does anybody else find it incredibly painful and inconvenient to Google, find and cop   
    Does anybody else find it incredibly painful and inconvenient to Google, find and copy links of reaction gifs on mobile? This just became a problem when Google changed their picture search to stupid. 
  16. Funny
    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, Today at work: 2:56pm email from IT "Telephone system is up and running again!"  3:00   
    Today at work:
    2:56pm email from IT "Telephone system is up and running again!" 
    3:00pm email from IT "Telephone system is currently unavailable" 
     
    Thanks guys, I made all my calls within that 4 minutes anyways. 
  17. Funny
    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, Today at work: 2:56pm email from IT "Telephone system is up and running again!"  3:00   
    Today at work:
    2:56pm email from IT "Telephone system is up and running again!" 
    3:00pm email from IT "Telephone system is currently unavailable" 
     
    Thanks guys, I made all my calls within that 4 minutes anyways. 
  18. Like
    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, Step 1 of Filtration System upgrade is 80% done! Cleaning out the Stuff Garage.    My   
    Step 1 of Filtration System upgrade is 80% done! Cleaning out the Stuff Garage. 
     
    My Bro in law and I did a great and quick job. Dad was just mad I didn't move one thing back to where it was, lol. 
     
    Things are rollin' rollin' rollin'! 
  19. Like
    FloRolf got a reaction from Jtalk4456 for a status update, So ya'll know my plans about upgrading my pond filtration system. My dad didn't reall   
    So ya'll know my plans about upgrading my pond filtration system. My dad didn't really approve because it'll use up a lot of space in our "stuff"-garage. That kinda changed because today he was avoiding the topic as always and I'm like, "I'll show you the 3D model I made next time I'm here". Should've seen his face when he said "you have a 3D Model?" lmaooo. 
     
    He then agreed that most of the things in the garage are literal crap and there's enough space for my huge ass filter. 
     
    I'll now have to clean up the garage and then I can finally start spending a shit ton of moneeeeys. Nice. 
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    FloRolf got a reaction from TheSLSAMG for a status update, I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX w   
    I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX will most likely launch another Falcon Heavy Test around that time. Cape Canaveral is about 240 Miles from where we at but I'll definitely drive/fly/whatever over there to see that! Hype! 
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    FloRolf got a reaction from TheSLSAMG for a status update, I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX w   
    I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX will most likely launch another Falcon Heavy Test around that time. Cape Canaveral is about 240 Miles from where we at but I'll definitely drive/fly/whatever over there to see that! Hype! 
  22. Like
    FloRolf got a reaction from TheSLSAMG for a status update, I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX w   
    I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX will most likely launch another Falcon Heavy Test around that time. Cape Canaveral is about 240 Miles from where we at but I'll definitely drive/fly/whatever over there to see that! Hype! 
  23. Like
    FloRolf got a reaction from TheSLSAMG for a status update, I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX w   
    I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX will most likely launch another Falcon Heavy Test around that time. Cape Canaveral is about 240 Miles from where we at but I'll definitely drive/fly/whatever over there to see that! Hype! 
  24. Like
    FloRolf got a reaction from TheSLSAMG for a status update, I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX w   
    I am on vacation in Florida at the end of November and I just found out that SpaceX will most likely launch another Falcon Heavy Test around that time. Cape Canaveral is about 240 Miles from where we at but I'll definitely drive/fly/whatever over there to see that! Hype! 
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    FloRolf got a reaction from TheSLSAMG for a status update, Nice, I just bought battlefront 2 for just 13€. It's an actual disc though so I'll ha   
    Nice, I just bought battlefront 2 for just 13€. It's an actual disc though so I'll have to go pick it up to get the key, lol. 
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