Story time of the worst fucking nightmare that literally ever happend to me in the near past.
I've got a big fish in quarantine in my parents basement rn in a 200L tank. When I got there today the water parameters were so fucking bad that I panicked and immediately changed a shit ton of the water the fish was swimming in. Quickly did I realize that the parameters were still fucking shit so I panicked even more.
So then I took a bucket and wanted to catch the fish to put it in another, bigger bucket to get it back into the pond as quickly as possible.
When I took him out of his tank, and I kid you not, the dude jumps FUCKING 2 METERS OUT OF THE BUCKET ONTO THE FUCKING FLOOR. The fish is thrashing around the floor like a fucking maniac and he is slippery as hell. So I try to pick him up and throw him back into the tank. Fish is not stupid (HE FUCKING IS) so he kinda makes a fucking grind on the tank and jumps another fucking meter into a corner.
I literally go "fuck fuck fuck fuck, this is a fucking nightmare, fuck" and pick that slippery dipshit up to finally throw him back into the tank.
So in a nutshell, I just almost killed or severely damaged one of my favorite fishes that I actually wanted to heal.
This is the worst thing that has happend to me over my entire fish hobby career that at least is over 10 years now.
Tl;dr I'm fucking stupid and hate myself now.