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Story time of the worst fucking nightmare that literally ever happend to me in the near past. 

 

I've got a big fish in quarantine in my parents basement rn in a 200L tank. When I got there today the water parameters were so fucking bad that I panicked and immediately changed a shit ton of the water the fish was swimming in. Quickly did I realize that the parameters were still fucking shit so I panicked even more. 

So then I took a bucket and wanted to catch the fish to put it in another, bigger bucket to get it back into the pond as quickly as possible. 

When I took him out of his tank, and I kid you not, the dude jumps FUCKING 2 METERS OUT OF THE BUCKET ONTO THE FUCKING FLOOR. The fish is thrashing around the floor like a fucking maniac and he is slippery as hell. So I try to pick him up and throw him back into the tank. Fish is not stupid (HE FUCKING IS) so he kinda makes a fucking grind on the tank and jumps another fucking meter into a corner. 

I literally go "fuck fuck fuck fuck, this is a fucking nightmare, fuck" and pick that slippery dipshit up to finally throw him back into the tank. 

 

So in a nutshell, I just almost killed or severely damaged one of my favorite fishes that I actually wanted to heal. 

This is the worst thing that has happend to me over my entire fish hobby career that at least is over 10 years now. 

 

Tl;dr I'm fucking stupid and hate myself now. 

  1. TVwazhere

    TVwazhere

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    fucking fucking shit fucking shit FUCKING FUCKING FLOOR. fucking FUCKING fucking fucking "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" dipshit fish 

     

    I'm fuck

    Hrere, laugh at yourself for a moment.

  2. FloRolf

    FloRolf

    Ultimate fuck compilation. Wait, that came out wrong.. 

     

    For real tho, those were my words.

  3. TVwazhere

    TVwazhere

    I added nothing, just took out 90% of the context

  4. Jtalk4456

    Jtalk4456

    I know this is serious but

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    makes a fucking grind on the tank

    I'm enjoying this image so much right now xD

    Glad you got it under control

  5. DildorTheDecent

    DildorTheDecent

    >that slippery dipshit

     

    kek

  6. UncleTHICC

    UncleTHICC

    that word combination is magnificent   "slippery dipshit"

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