That awkward moment when you need to sign something and can't remember how to write your name in cursive since you never use it
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More often then not, I scribe a single line across where the sig is required.
Only a handful of people have ever wanted me to redo my sig.
City A.P.U. desk for bag of personals upon intake, shoes, belt and contents of pockets. In the end I just scribbled a wave, 2 or 3 times he asked.
Some older Safeway lady that was very insistant, until I said I wanted to return all the items in my grocery cart.