The Razor

The Point:
 
A nice HTPC for both of my TV's, one with the main desktop and another with the Virtual Machine for streaming. Ability to only run off of two wires: HDMI + Power cable  Bluetooth compatibility for my phone and controllers. Wireless internet capability. Atleast enough horsepower to beat the next-gen consoles. (Update: This doesn't seem too hard now.) A custom made wooden case with a nice polish. (<-- This is the hard part) Audio Splitting for the VM and the main desktop.   Full documentation of entire build process (this is where this forum comes in  ) Maintaining the budget. ($450-$500 USD) Super fast boot time.  
 
The Parts:
Warning! Will constantly change in both parts and price depending on when I decide to order. I still have some financial business to get out of the way along with some personal family problems.
 
CPU Intel Pentium G2120 3.1GHz Dual-Core $66.99                                             (Because it's basically my processor now without the Hyperthreading.)
Motherboard Foxconn H61S Mini ITX LGA1155 $49.99                                           (Because it's the cheapest Mini-ITX?   )
Memory Kingston Blu Red Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1333 $48.96                      (Cheapest dual-channel RAM?)
Storage A-Data Premier Pro SP600 32GB 2.5" SSD $39.99                                     (Cheapest SSD?)
Video Card HIS Radeon HD 7850 1GB $129.99                                                        (Basically my GPU without 1GB of vRAM)
Wireless Network Adapter Encore ENUWI-1XN45 802.11b/g/n USB 2.0 $11.85         (Cheapest antenna USB wireless adapter?)
Case Fan Kingwin CF-012LB 40.0 CFM 120mm $3.99 X2                                         (Cheap!)
Power Supply Rosewill 300W TFX12V $28.98                                                            (Cheap and fits the design sketch, considering it's dimensions.)
Keyboard Gigabyte KM7580 w/Optical Mouse $19.99                                                (Cheap!!!!!!!!)
Custom PC Power Switch $5.00                                                                                  (Cheap? No?)
PSU Adapter for VGA $5.00                                                                                        (To be able to run the GPU)
PC Remote $5.00                                                                                                        (For being a couch potato!)
Bluetooth Adapter $4.00                                                                                              (Also for being a couch potato.)
PC Blue 1 Meter Light $11.00                                                                                      (Why not!)
 
The Pics:
 
None so far!

This is clearly just a really great ingame feature simulating you being robbed by ninjas.
Don't you dare insult the great gods of gaming Rockstar.
It is impossible for them to make an imperfect game.
Don't make us get you fired.

I did the honorable thing. But boy, was I cracking up for atleast an hour and a half afterwards.

10/10! LOL

Epic.

This is clearly just a really great ingame feature simulating you being robbed by ninjas.
Don't you dare insult the great gods of gaming Rockstar.
It is impossible for them to make an imperfect game.
Don't make us get you fired.

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

I've already made a partpicker list for people who don't want to make the case from wood (which works out since "normal" psu's and mobo's are MUCH less expensive). But yeah, everything should be underbudget.
 
Thanks for all of your support guys. I plan to order within the month or so, depending on how fast I can get the rest of the garbage in my life sorted out.
 
I also like that other dude's wooden PC, but mine's gonna be a bit lighter and glossier (not going steampunk for this one) and much, much smaller. I'm trying to keep it smaller than the x51 and consoles, which shouldn't be TOO hard.

I already have a copy THAT I BOUGHT (Yeah, I'm looking at you, nameless accuser). 

Cool Beans you have no idea how much your avatar turns me on.

"Oh how did they build those amazing pyramids? Well they just threw human death and suffering at them until they were finished." - Louis CK

Aliens.

Aliens.

Alrighty then! Good luck to you man and hope both you and your girlfriend are happy

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

I don't know if I'm allowed to post this here, but...
 
 

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

Why are we all making a fuss about Fox News? They do this on purpose so people like us pay attention to it and their view count spikes. They're laughing all the way to the bank right now. 

This is the third post.
Team Fortress 3 confirmed. 
 
GOD DAMN IT COOL BEANS.