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highwolf_x

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    highwolf_x got a reaction from TacoSenpai in If you woke up next to the above posters avatar...   
    KURISTINA!

  2. Funny
    highwolf_x got a reaction from mrchow19910319 in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    DW, I'm abnormal in that ppl from China will ask me where from China I'm from, and I have to awkwardly answer that I'm an ABC.
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    highwolf_x reacted to DrThots in Dent on plastic pole for a poster, how to fix it?   
    AHAHAHAHAAH! I actually cant believe that  I bought it from an Anime Cosplay convention in China for a pretty bloody amazing price!
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    highwolf_x reacted to Speed Weed in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    ??? I don't know about that though.
     
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    highwolf_x reacted to wasab in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    Queens English is too high class for the average American peasants. 
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    highwolf_x got a reaction from FloRolf in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    "The moon shines brilliantly in front of the desk,
    there is frost developing on the floor.
    I raise my head to see the blackboard.
    I lower my head and think of food."
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    highwolf_x got a reaction from mrchow19910319 in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    HAHAHAHAHA. I just stumbled upon this thread and saw this gem. The only parody I remember was my dad's version:
    桌前明月光,疑是地上霜。
    举头望黑板,低头思便当。
    Ofc it's not going to be NSFW cause he's telling a 8 y/o this, but I still find it hilarious.
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    highwolf_x reacted to wasab in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    Great Tang dynasty poets visted me in my sleep and awaken my inner creativity. 
     
    I have another poem. I brainstormed it while watching porn and drinking coolaid
     
    静夜爱
    床前明月光,地上鞋两双。
    床上男女一队,高潮到床震翻。
     
    Translation: A pair of couple is rocking it in bed till they climaxed and broke the bed.
     
    My creativitive genius scares me. My Chinese literature professor will give me a full mark for this. I can hear Li Bai rolling in his grave while I typed this. 
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    highwolf_x got a reaction from wasab in I can't speak Chinese. Do you?   
    HAHAHAHAHA. I just stumbled upon this thread and saw this gem. The only parody I remember was my dad's version:
    桌前明月光,疑是地上霜。
    举头望黑板,低头思便当。
    Ofc it's not going to be NSFW cause he's telling a 8 y/o this, but I still find it hilarious.
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    highwolf_x got a reaction from Lurick in Verizon Throttles Fire Department Data   
    The fire they're talking about specifically (Mendocino Complex) is currently being investigated for its cause (https://inciweb.nwcg.gov/incident/6073/) but it has already burned through >800k acres of land.
    Sure, fires are good for the environment in controlled burns, in addition to actually lessening the chance of fire, but are dangerous for people when they're not deliberately set to clear brush.
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