I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
Intel i5-6600 (they actually delivered wrong CPU i ordered the k)
MSI h110 pro-D (dick) - rip msi pc mate z170
2x16= 32 GB corsair vengeance lpx ddr4 3200mhz
zotac GTX 1070 AMP EXTREME! (oc @2155)
zalman z9 neo
samsung 850 evo 500gb, wd green 32 cache 1tb + toshiba p300 3tb
ASUS ROG SWIFT PG278QR @165 htz, asus ASUS VC239H 1080p 23 inch 60htz oc @74 htz + 1.5 other crappy ones (the one is the square aspect ratio so it counts as .5)