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  1. soldier_ph

    - "Boss, I'll be late today" - "Why?"

    Worms is part of the Street name from one of their locations in Germany: https://www.lit.de/en/ Tho I mean technically since they're just a logistics Company they could be transporting Worms as well I guess.
  2. soldier_ph

    - "Boss, I'll be late today" - "Why?"

    Well this isn't lit at all
  3. soldier_ph

    I received my replacement Dell AW3225QF today a…

    Very nice, great success ! (Read that in Borats Voice) I'm looking forward to your review.
  4. soldier_ph

    Can I be this happy?

    Yeah you just need @SimplyChunk for whatever it is that you're trying to achieve here.
  5. soldier_ph

    I'm going to be designing and building a high e…

    Yeah make like a Build log.
  6. If all of these things were to exist the World would be much different:

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  7. soldier_ph

    It do be like that...

    Same case for systemd.
  8. soldier_ph

    Its been 2 years now, and I still hate trees man.

    Context ? Why do you hate Trees ?
  9. Get a physical copy of Shitdos 11 and make that three.
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    2. Murasaki

      Murasaki

      repeat that for valentines day, women's day, christmas etc

    3. Poinkachu

      Poinkachu

      1 hour ago, Godlygamer23 said:

      The wording is interesting there...

      "you don't have to"

      Translation:

      "technically you don't have to but I'm going to be super pissed and hold it over your head forever. oh you want something for YOUR birthday?? TOUGH!!! 😠😠😠" lol

       

      Bold is mine.

       

      My ex would add :

      Crying in front of of other people

       

      In fact, one time she did it while we're sitting in a cafe, while there's 3 soldiers enjoying their time 2 tables away from us.

      More context : Not even because I didn't buy her something, it was after we discussed something menial and I had different viewpoint.

       

      I never wanted to punch someone that much before.

    4. Caroline

      Caroline

      If you're in a relationship only because of gifts/money then it's not a relationship, it's an emotional scam.

  10. soldier_ph

    DELIGHTED to find out that "surface pro 10 for…

    Wait so do you actually like the Keyboard which comes with the Surface Pro 10 ? I find it horrible but to each their own.
  11. Soon the Alphabet will end in: [REDACTED], Y, Z instead of: X, Y, Z:

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  12. soldier_ph

    21 days since I had to hand over my driver's li…

    FTFY
  13. soldier_ph

    Recommended specs indeed outcore in case you're…

    Only 9 GBs of RAM ? Those are Rookie Numbers. It should be 512 GB DDR5 at the very least.
  14. soldier_ph

    Linux Users: *Get told once that there are new…

    No, I also like to keep all of my Stuff up to date.
  15. Linux Users: *Get told once that there are new Updates available and can Update whenever they fucking want and don't get forced to actually do it.*

     

    Windows Users: *Get bullied into Updating right away*

     

    Apple Users: *Oh, only $99. How kind of Apple !*

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    1. Average Nerd

      Average Nerd

      Am I weird for actually enjoying updating my systems?

    2. soldier_ph

      soldier_ph

      1 hour ago, Average Nerd said:

      Am I weird for actually enjoying updating my systems?

      No, I also like to keep all of my Stuff up to date.

  16. soldier_ph

    Okay, so I completely ripped the old interchang…

    That's what she said
  17. Rico: Kaboom ?

     

    Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaboom.

     

    Rico: Muhahaha *precedes to load Bazooka*

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    1. Average Nerd

      Average Nerd

      I see your game mechanics, and raise you a bunch of explosives.

    2. WereCat

      WereCat

      Grenades with a silencer = win

    3. Caroline

      Caroline

      Stealth is optional for this mission

  18. soldier_ph

    It takes real talent to accidentally open the w…

    Wow, didn't know you were so talented. Maybe you should take part in in the next Canadian Talent show !
  19. soldier_ph

    Dell is on another level. According to my order…

    Ah yes, Back to the Future.
  20. soldier_ph

    Even I don't know what the hell I just built...…

    That looks like German Engineered perfection
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