Seanabo

I see where my confusion came from now, I was looking at the support page for the non-max version. Thanks for the help

Granted, your tea made you actually puke
 
I wish for my own real life pokemon 

It sounds similar to a MOBO problem I had in the past, I ended up exchanging my board for another of the same kind and got a post. I'd check with any friends/neighbors/friendly craigslist folks who will let you test your RAM in their systems to see if they get a post, but it feels most likely that your MOBO is bad.

The keyboard and headset, individually, cost twice as much as the CPU. You probably can't return the CPU, but If it's not too late to return those peripherals, I'd recommend spending some that money on at least a Ryzen 5 2600 (~$150 USD), getting rid of the HyperX modules and staying with just the 16 GB of memory so you can run it at 3600. 

Well, for starters you've got some massively mix-matched memory there. All your memory is stuck at 2133 which is very slow for Ryzen. Secondly the 2200G is only a Quad Core CPU with meh clocks. Seems pretty normal to me. 
 
This systems budget was not spent very well. 

Found the issue. One stick of RAM wasn't pushed in all the way from my last cleaning.........
 
also explains why windows was saying I only had 4 gb of useable memory out of 8. Thanks for the help

Bridging the connections worked this time around, hopefully I won't have any more issues.