My thought process when writing a tutorial:

This is going to be easy, there's not a whole lot to it, it's just:

Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Done!

It's so simple I'll have it done in a day...

*3 days later*

Step 1
    Step 1.1
    Step 1.2
    Step 1.3
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
    Step 4.1
        Step 4.1.1
        Step 4.1.2
        Step 4.1.3
        Step 4.1.4
        Step 4.1.5
    Step 4.2
        Step 4.2.1
        Step 4.2.2
        Step 4.2.3
    Step 4.3
        Step 4.3.1
            Step 4.3.1.1
            Step 4.3.1.2
        Step 4.3.2
        Step 4.3.3
Sill not done...

*Yearn for the sweet release of death intensifies*

So anyone who needs a Linux server tutorial cal look forward to that mess.

Unrelated RAM Update:

So NEMIX actually just called me while I was typing this to confirm I shipped the 2nd set of memory. Turns out they don't have good communication between departments because they didn't know they used the same shipping label/number for both the set of RAM I sent back the first time & and for the 2nd set I sent back. So they thought I didn't send the RAM out because they were looking at the wrong tracking number (the same number...it's a mess).

Remember how I said advanced shipment? Yay? They forgot about that. He just told me "We should be able to send it out by next week."..."I was told I was given advanced shipping"..."what?"..."Yeah, I was told it was being shipped out this past Monday or Tuesday."..."Uhh, let me call you back in about 15 minutes while I look into this. We'll get it shipped today."

...could anyone point me in the direction of the nearest table? So I can flip it?

So this is where we are right now. Nice of them to call instead of e-mail every 2 days. BS that they have such poor communication between departments. I'm convinced they won't have anything shipped before that package to them arrives estimated tomorrow and I probably won't see my shipment until the end of next week.

IF this guy calls me back today I'll give an update with whatever he tells me.