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lord forgive me i ordered a fleshlight from aliexpress from a joke and forgot about it and i just got a notification that its in the us how do i explain to my mom that im not gonna use it but just throw it at my friends

  1. minibois

    minibois

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  2. Spotty

    Spotty

     

  3. piemadd

    piemadd

    @Den-Fi hmmm i wonder where u got that one lol

  4. dizmo

    dizmo

    Explain to her that you're an idiot and do stupid things. She's your mom. She'll understand. She already knows.

  5. piemadd

    piemadd

    @Den-Fi

     

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  6. paddy-stone

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    explain to my mom that im not gonna use it but just throw it at my friends

    Yeah, right, LOL  -  heard that excuse before when people get caught out with pr0n  ?

  7. piemadd

    piemadd

    @paddy-stone who is throwing their porn at friends?

  8. paddy-stone

    paddy-stone

    @pierom_qwerty - well technically not what most people consider porn, but is adult/porn related. But my point was about someone getting caught by their partner/parents/friends while in possession of those materials and making an excuse.

    Anyway, j/k - I don't have hang-ups about people self-pleasuring, or if they so choose buying stuff to throw at their friends ?

     

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