Single Status Update
Solution to solve all theft everywhere:
Any theft performed by persons over 18 will be allowed to keep what they have stolen (if caught of course).
Here's the catch...
The person who stole the item must pay the original owner back the money the original owner thinks it was worth. Meaning if the original owner of a convenience store thinks a candy bar was worth $1000, then that is what the person who stole the candy bar must pay.
If the person cannot pay, they must be slaves to the owner and their labor will serve as payment.
This will never happen, but that would make for some really funny court cases lol.
"yes officer, my peanut the homeless man stole from me is worth $10 million dollars".