I'm not sure if my family members would qualify. The one I'm aiming for is an old man, but he is really into tech-related stuff and I would say more then I am into.
There are two things I would like to give him. One is the serious gift he needs and the other one is the gift he would laugh and then gradually get pissed off.
1. Corsair Dominator Platinum Series 32GB. The reason for this is because my old man is doing a black/white build and for that sale... That is a great deal for the prize.
2. By context, this is tech... very annoying tech, but tech none the less! For my torment to him, I would like to give him The Infinite Christmas Card. It's all in the name. I wish the 5 hours of torment this card gives to be great on him... B)
The Links to both the deals.
http://www.amazon.com/Corsair-DOMINATOR%C2%AE-Platinum-PC4-21300-CMD32GX4M4A2666C15/dp/B00NP68UJE/ref=sr_1_5?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1450013443&sr=1-5&keywords=corsair&refinements=p_36%3A28000-30000
http://www.jokergreeting.com/collections/greeting-card/products/joker-christmas-card?variant=1289231297
(P.S. I realize the second gift isn't from an amazon website. I would give you the one, but unfortunately for that card in particular does have an amazon site, but it says that it doesn't know when or if the item will be in stock. So if you need the amazon one, here you go, but can you try your best to get the Christmas one instead?) http://www.amazon.com/Joker-Birthday-Card-Prank-Musical/dp/B010CFEBF2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1450014005&sr=8-1&keywords=joker+greeting+card
CHANGE IN EDIT: I realized that I can't get the second gift because that would be above the price range. So we'll stick with the first one instead. I'll get the second one with my own money and annoy him that way