California regions, ranked:

SoCal > Central Coast > Bay Area > NorCal > Deserts >>>>>>>>>> Central (AKA "The Valley")

Taken from

would rather live in the desert region before any other region barring socal

totally not biased

Well, I suppose Palm Springs is a nice place.

What's wrong with NorCal?

everything

Mostly Chico.

chino > chico

I applied to CSU SLO, but they didn't accept me.  They told me if I applied to Chico they'd take me in.

In hindsight I'm wondering if this was a veiled insult.

*gives hugs*