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Today we explore Sagittarius, the sign of the... ehh, half-horse, half-guy-with-a-bow-and-arrow. The good thing about Sagittarians, they have good aim. The bad thing about them, they poop while they're walking, so never march behind them in a parade. My prediction for Sagittarius in the coming year, you won't eat enough green vegetables. I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you that if you smelt it, chances are you dealt it.

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