a12 bionic?

laughs in 2011 travelmate with 2330m

It also keeps TouchID and the headphone jack which is interesting. 

which is a requirement to actually make it somewhat a tablet

Android tablets have always been pretty mediocre, to be fair.

phones on the other hand...

I think Android phones have been pretty dope. Not something I'm incredibly interested in, but they're not bad at all.

yeah, i mean

i can't justify a mi8 compared to a ip7

for the same price