FaZe Booce

I have a pentium D I will not upload a pic of because I don't want to touch that nasty abomination.

I unfortunately know some idiot 15 year old script kiddie. He took a 4k selfie of himself with a camera he got at his school and said it was his laptop camera (it was OUTSIDE) and he said he copyrighted it under his first name (i dont want to say it) Johnson Productions 2015. I drew a bunch of MLG stuff on the picture and used it as my skype profile under the name Noscope Johnson. He said to take it down because I will get a copyright strike and he will DDOS me for a month straight. He said skype is working on banning me right now (right now as in 2 weeks ago) but 5 minutes after arguing says they are not at work and will work on it tomorrow. He says my job isn't real work and his "server work" is on his compaq slim line core 2 duo desktop. I ended up getting my skype account banned. I'll continue using his picture.
 
One stuck up bastard.

No but seriously, I'm somewhere in this picture. :3
 
(not the one leading the damn call)

One site may have a cheaper price. For example, newegg has some hardware way cheaper than it is on amazon. 

Subtact - Atlas

they both are.
 
edit: I'm late as fuck lol

if you want to lose your girlfriend, get her this.

if you want to lose your girlfriend, get her this.

You've made a horrible mistake

My mom calls the computer (as in the tower, what the computer is in) the hard drive, and calls the monitor the computer.

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant
 
CPU: Intel Core i5-4460 3.2GHz Quad-Core Processor  ($159.99 @ SuperBiiz) 
Motherboard: Asus B85M-G R2.0 Micro ATX LGA1150 Motherboard  ($34.99 @ Newegg) 
Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws X Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1600 Memory  ($29.99 @ Newegg) 
Storage: OCZ Trion 100 240GB 2.5" Solid State Drive  ($54.99 @ Amazon) 
Storage: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive  ($39.10 @ SuperBiiz) 
Video Card: Sapphire Radeon R9 290 4GB Video Card  ($199.99 @ Newegg) 
Case: Xion XON-310_BK MicroATX Mid Tower Case  ($22.99 @ Amazon) 
Power Supply: SeaSonic S12II 620W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply  ($55.25 @ SuperBiiz) 
Total: $597.29
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2015-11-25 21:32 EST-0500

My girlfriend enjoys playing "Drink half a bottle of absinthe and go online shopping with my boyfriends credit card". She's really good at it.

Well this is embarrassing...

Well this is embarrassing...

You don't want to know.. You really dont ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Beats by Dre? I like those paperweights a lot.

Beats by Dre? I like those paperweights a lot.

people make threads about something they could literally just put in their status
 
i've done that in the past though but I've learned my ways.

Lmfao.
 
I also just remembered something else he said about a laptop he apparently "used" to own. I guess he owned the first laptop with a titan z
 
/s such a faker lol

Someone I know thinks he knows a lot about computers.. he told me about a graphics card he was thinking of buying because he thought it looked powerful. It was a GTX 480