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And now... my own database of quotes:
SpoilerGuilty as charged. -tmcclelland455 in a status update.
Lel :P. -CreepersCrawlers 2014
“You need to beat it to get hard.” - Johners (AKA KRINKIN OG KUSH) 10/10 2013“Plenty of action in the rear.” - Windspeed36”pls quote me i want 2 be famos - everyone” - Fooshikins“You got to pound it on a rock really hard" - NoireMk2"Le toblerone" - nsyedhasan"Heil Hitler yo" -Whiskers 2014"He's fapping to victory" - Whiskers 2014"Last ass fault I played..." -Whiskers 2014"SLS is maintaining his fap for longer than I can" - Whiskers 2014"I am currently out-fapping both of you" - Whiskers 2014“After a long, hard road, I have finally out-fapped SLS" -Whiskers 2014"SHUT THE HUE UP" - TopWarGamer(lel) 2013“I dont care if she has screwed up teeth, she's sexy” - TheSLSAMG 2013"aww the new double d's look amazing" -TheSLSAMG“move your window” - CoolBeans 2014“SLS penis = love” - cjeffcoatjr"battery fanny packs" - MeltyMoon 2014“Good night dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding” - TheSLSAMG“I love Logan's beard.” - TheSLSAMG“DELTA FANS MOTHERFUCKER!” - TheSLSAMG“I went outside today. The graphics were incredible. But, I kept getting rejected by women. The gameplay sucks.”- TheSLSAMG“That moment when you accidentally type in Jewegg…”- TheSLSAMG“SLS don’t leave me honey” - Whiskers“uncomfort intensifies” -TheSLSAMG“nigga intensifies, and then recedes after noticing he has nowhere near the penis of a black man” - TheSLSAMG“Daddy's back, bitches.” - TheSLSAMG“Do you go outside and scrub your nuts with sand” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD“I need all of it” - Whiskers“Everyone loves my everything, including my whiskey” - Whiskers 2014“RAM is like chocolate pudding” - Bluejay0"Noctuas are fans dipped in oatmeal. Mmm..."- Bluejay0“This is a tech forum not Reddit” - Dave“Is Russia a continent?”- WunderWaffle 4 president 2016“haygurllemetuchurbut” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD“I am a test subject for a sleep deprivation experiment” - Slick"And this is why console players fucking hate us." - Sarcasm 2013“Wait for the HD 9000 series” - Coolbeans“Great read fellow techtipian” - Lays“I should shoot you right now.” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD"Is your dad hammering his penis into your wall?" - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD"I only have a cup on" - NoireMk2“u wot m8?” - bentheren all the time“I’m not Mexican… I wasn’t going to go to Noire’s house and run fiber no charge.” - Whiskers (he was only kidding to be fair)"is that the big wide pink one" - Jaybird"dicks blowing in my face, I can barely talk right now" - ExconWQHD"EVGA Afterburner" - TheSLSAMG“Is there an LTT ecksenktion?” - Bluejay0“sorry but you just gave me an ass tumor” - _ASSASSIN_"IT'S A STUPID" - nsyedhasan“Woahh guys hold the memes,” - snapy1"My wee has been doing nothing and just lying there for years." - Whiskers“That’s the most cheeky scrublord way… I’ll use it!” - nsyed“You’re queefing a lot of shit right now.” - TheSLSAMG“Tell me more about your musical buttcheeks..” - mrpants<00:39:17> "MangoJuiceStain": gold nigger<00:39:21> "MangoJuiceStain": Digger*<00:39:23> "MangoJuiceStain": holy crap<00:39:33> "MangoJuiceStain": I didn't actually say that“I probably make [Vladmir Putin] very happy in bed” - Whiskers“kden.jpg”- _ASSASSIN_“Daddy’s black bitches” - Whiskers“Never leave the spam bot on while trying to post a status update.” - TheSLSAMG“You’re not even black! HA!” - Ssoele“but but but my dick is hard I can’t help it” - MangoJuiceStain“and remember my dick is hard <3” - MangoJuiceStain"Why wouldn't I [finger a girl]" -nsyedhasan“FLOPPY ANIME TITS CANNOT QUELL MY RAGE RIGHT NOW.” - TopWarGamer"you are like the cancer of the internet" - nsyedhasan"Who's sexy dog is that?" "I want to fuck it in the ass" - MangoJuiceStain“Nsyed went down on Slick” - Kayn"You're just thinking the American way, you're thinking wrong." - Ssoele"I put it all in my mouth at once, there was alot of it" - TheSLSAMG“every inch counts” - Whiskers 2014“I don’t always clean my popcorn, but when I do, I watch my parents masturbate at the same time” - Mrpants in reference to TheSLSAMG’s daily struggle“On my first period...” - Bluejay0"we all know how you twerk" -_ASSASSIN_"Damnit I'm a bitch" -TheSLSAMG”I downloaded 5 gigabeets last night” - Lays“Please collect my juicy nectar” - Nsyed“Please poke me” - Nsyed“What is moo-moo thing?” - Lohney ples“You can never be as good as me.” - Lohney“I was just drunk.” - Whiskers“Hatsune Miku is a literal 10/10 rite?” -Nsyed the baller who gets a couple dollars“Probing is a very hands on experience”- TheSLSAMG“White noise is the sound of white power” - Whiskers 2014“I may have to investigate that [schlongs of Skyrim mod]” - Whiskers 2014“HOT FRIGGIN DIDDERY DOO” - XzisT"excuse me" -_ASSASSIN_ 2014"The 'eeeerrrrrrrnnnn' of the noctuas" - Darren (Lays)“epical” - sperkowsky‘OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT TAMALE” - LaysAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH TITSICLE - TheSLSAMG playing BF4“You’re dropping more packets than a waitress at tacobell” - Lays 2014HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG NETCODE!!! - TheSLSAMG“I need partners..” - TheSLSAMG“One of the nicer looking Double D’s” -nsyed 4 prez 2014“I’m soooo drunk hehehehehehehe” -Whiskers“Proceed to gargle fecal matter” - MrPants“nigga STOP” -MangoJuiceStain“fuk you” -Mangothescrublordwhowillnevergettrustedtoplel“I thought brown people has accents” -MangoJuiceStain“Penis is one of my favorite foods” -MangoJuiceStain“It’s brown and furry” - Tea1337“give me access and I'll make it worth you a while” -MangoJuiceStain in a poke to MrPants“you dicksacks” -MangoJuiceStain“You know how big they are?” -Whiskers“Death by headphone strangulation…” -Whiskers“Do you WANT to see that pizza dick?” -Whiskers“Pants at least it's circumcised” -MangoJuiceStain“cir-cum-sized geddit huehuehue” -WhiskersOnce, I accidentaly said "circumcised" instead of "circumference". - WunderWaffle 4 president 2016“you took advantage of me assassin D:” -Whiskers“Isn't enjoyable when it's so small…” -Whiskers“That's not the only thing you need to apply cream to nightly” -Tea1337“<22:38:53> "Whiskers": IT'S POSTED ON IGN<22:38:55> "Whiskers": IT'S TOXIC<22:38:58> "Whiskers": IT KILLS BABIES IN AFRICA” -Whiskers“It sticks out like a sore cock” -Techswede“Canada looks like a hat and Mexico looks like an ass.” - Whiskers“like your mother's dick” -Whiskers“are you so insecure in your sexuality that you're terrified by the potential prospect of seeing a gentleman's sausage? ;)” -Whiskers to assassin because he’s acting like a little bitch and won’t click a link.“it looks like a range rover that crashed into a cheap sex toy store.” -Whiskers“I’m a motorboat I’m a motorboat” -ixibonehead“<01:04:48> "Whiskers": I.... want to fuck a dog in the ass...<01:04:53> "Whiskers": I wanna fuck a dog in the ass...<01:04:57> "Whiskers": I wanna fuck a dog.<01:04:59> "Whiskers": I...<01:05:06> "Whiskers": wanna fuck your mom.. sorry :P” -Whiskers“What are those blue fish nigger things?” -ixibonehead“Dude you aren’t reporting me to the FBI for saying that mang” -Cjeffcoatjr in a poke to MrPants“I was in the mall and I saw this black guy with women’s yoga pants…” - ixiBoneHeadixi“Are there any niggers here on the teamspeak?" -ixibonehead"I was just asking if there were any niggers here so I can make a nigger joke" -ixibonehead“So you need a mother that is lactating.” - Kayn 2014“They forget about the part where they explode their refrigerator” - _ASSASSIN_“Damn blue fish nigger coming in here to annoy me.” - ixiBoneHeadixi“ I'm a 60 year old man from new delhi” - Mangotheshithead“The advantage [of a milk in the bag] is that you can suck it like a tit” - TheSLSAMG“can i suck u?” - iNothing"Assassin, I need you..." - TheSLSAMG“who is John Cena? is he a pedophile?” - Samdb“hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” - pintend in response to samdb“it looks like someone put facial features on a nipple.” - Mark“what the HAL” - Mark“Your opinion doesn’t matter because you’re Belgian” - pintend to Ssoele“America is the only country that matters.” - Darren“Your cat is more nourished than the rest of Africa!” - TheSLSAMG referring to Nicholas Marzio“I’m asian, what did you expect?” - TheSLSAMG in reference to his dick“put a maymay up my butt” - power the scrubbie who is sponsered by mtndew and doritos“I’m black. --I mean, back.” - TheSLSAMG“Sell your airplane to Al-Qaeda and then buy the card” - Lays“Don’t flame [obvious username but shall not be named] just because his wood is darker than yours” -Doublewii“That’s what he said after 10 hours of masturbation.” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DoucheCanoe, Dildonia“Maybe he’s jump roping with his dick” -Lays 4 prez 2016Darren Lopez is the skinniest mexican in the world. - TheDoubleYGamerWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW - Lays“I’ll blow you through the internet” -nsyedhasan“LinusSchnitzelTits” - VampireKid“Shut up Africa” - mrpants“I like to rage about everything. I am also a massive cunt, fucking get over it.” - Samdb“Kiss him.” - nsyedhasan in reference to whiskers"King Penis, Please Rise!" - Mark"Stop touching your dick and talk" - Nicholas“The fact that you’re covered in my load tells me everything.” - WunderWuffle“That’s like telling Emma to stop being sexy.” - WunderWuffle“I’m crying tears of soy” - Lanoi“Dude, this chick is kinda hot. I’d let her sit on my face.” - OneGun (banned) 2014“He’s a special little boy, isn’t he.” - FescoTesco (in reference to Stephen Hawking)“why not have a real top-piece?” -TheSLSAMG refering to how he likes his women“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? IT’S A PLATYPUS!” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD“that literally looks like a mix between a hammerhead shark and a dildo” - Lord Pantaloons the 3rd of DCD“My penis is not compatible with racists” - TheSLSAMG“Michelle Obama is so hot she gave me a presidential erection” - Joshua"“Black people are racist.” - SsoeleI didn't know black people still needed dial-up" - Ssoele 2014“Penis is love, Penis is life.” - Mango“Who cares, boobs?” - Cjeffcoatjr“On a scale of 1-10 how African is your penis?” - Mango to Nicholas Marzio“Stop breathing!” - _ASSASSIN_“Yay, bluescreen!” - LanoiAssassin is brown as my penis - Mango"Milk Lanoi. Do it." -ixi“Calm my moist tits” -DoubleYGaymeryou're suppose to give me a load - Kayn 2014“size matters” - >ASSROCK"google is stupid, when you google normal people it comes up with nignogs. #notracist" - looney"I can handle 5.5 inches" - Blade Of Grass“I bang on my desk often…” -TheSLSAMG“GTX 7990” - DarrenP"I would just whisper in her ear ‘let me crawl into your eurethra’ and then BOOM. her pants explode” - Lord Pantaloonez the 3rd of DCD“Wunder, I was right on top of you.” - _ASSASSIN_“[FUHD is] Fuck you HD”- Elguito“1080P is 4K” - TheSLSAMG"That thing will choke hard." - TheSLSAMGWe're such a pain in the ass- tmcclelland455“Four cores for more whores.” - Lanoi"I am Russian white Nigga, I am Eddie Murphie" - Кудрявый Элл"Trust me, I'm Asian..." -terrytek 2014"My neighbors are fucking at it and it's even louder this time" -WinNut 2014"Even Avast detects it as crapware" -terrytek 2014