Lil Chillbil

As I was at the mall today, I witnessed a non-tech savy young lady from the uk and her boyfriend on a laptop using the free wifi. As I sat down to eat the girl gets up and trips over the power cord and the screen bashes on the floor. they quickly pick it up and try to turn it on, and when the screen turns on with a huge crack in the middle I hear the guy exclaim in the most British accent ever heard "oh bloody hell its got a screen virus!!" so at this point I laugh so hard I nearly choke on my subway and they are giving me a look like "wtf are you laughing about"
 
 
I said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "My sister got that virus"
 
 
TrollFace*

did you rush her to the emergency center? 
 

Lets Segway this thread into another spring of life
 
 
Ok so recently I asked my mentor for years in the world of film and tech about what specs his rig has that he edits 1080p on from his T4i and gets very good results in his films
 
Core i7 3930K at 4.2Ghz Corsair liquid cooler
32 Gb 2300mhz DDR3
1200 watt psu
160gb intel ssd
10tb raid 7200rpm drives
 
 
 
Gt 210 2gb...
 
Let that sink in for a moment...
 
 
Now when I heard that he was running a 210 in his rig he explained to me that its all the power he needs to drive his single 24 inch 1080p display and edit the movies
 
 
 
not really a experience with non-techies more like a bottleneck fail...

I type at 86 wpm on 10fastfingers, do you even lift m8? 
 

did you rush her to the emergency center? 
 

when someone markets a pc like they would a ipod
 
 
2tb gaming pc for sale $30000 

lol so true 

2 hours to load it I swear. just sitting there in front of a dell... I could of upgraded the ram and gpu faster than it took to load that page on intel hd graphics 2000 and 512mb of ddr1 ram 

Went over to my uncles house and he wanted me to delete my cousins facebook and her account on the computer. Issue was that this pc was a 1ghz celeron with 512mb of ram running windows xp. Took me forever to get that $50 and I don't think my cousin will talk to me again  :rolleyes:

So I was shooting a portrait gig and this lady says "is it a digital camera or a Film camera cause I wanna look good" 
 
wtf does that even mean...
 
Whether or not i'm shooting with my t3i or my film 1v is my business
 

 
They were happy with their photo's but it kinda made no sense and I still don't understand what she meant by "cause I wanna look good"  

Friend of my parents walks in and see's me editing a video in premiere on one screen and half watching south park on the other. He says "woah how did you get the t.v hooked up to there. I tell him its on itunes and then he says "but its not a mac and I thought macs were the only things you could do that with"
 
 
Facedesk. 

Thats hilarious 

As I was at the mall today, I witnessed a non-tech savy young lady from the uk and her boyfriend on a laptop using the free wifi. As I sat down to eat the girl gets up and trips over the power cord and the screen bashes on the floor. they quickly pick it up and try to turn it on, and when the screen turns on with a huge crack in the middle I hear the guy exclaim in the most British accent ever heard "oh bloody hell its got a screen virus!!" so at this point I laugh so hard I nearly choke on my subway and they are giving me a look like "wtf are you laughing about"
 
 
I said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "My sister got that virus"
 
 
TrollFace*

Ok so I did some mental rewinding back to my 1st pc when I was 6 
 
it was an old dell 1ghz celeron and 256mb ddr1 ram with integrated gpu 30 gig hdd and ****. Which I loved for about till I was 7 then it started to slow down and I complained to no end, till I was 10 and then my parents finally said "if it will shut you up we will have my uncle larry's friend upgrade it. So we take this piece down to his "office" it wasn't an office it was more like a shed there was a computer a weed-wacker and a ******** rake. So he says he can upgrade the harddrive and the ram and make it a "whole" new computer with this new thing called vista... So in a nutshell this thing was bung slow and they refused to replace the damn thing saying "your ungrateful" and "we pay for the fastest internet from comcast don't you dare tell me its slow". I told them to call the guy and tell him its slow, they did he showed up and told me there was nothing wrong with it.... "given it is getting pretty old" he said in a sly grin. So with nowhere else to turn I had to find all about these things called "computers" if I was ever going to have a decent experience with one.
 
 
So 5 years later I am 15 and the town IT guy running a very profitable business with competitive honest prices, I also have a killer pc and a popular youtube channel because of this. I did eventually find the guy and thanked him personally for helping me discover my gift. 

As I was at the mall today, I witnessed a non-tech savy young lady from the uk and her boyfriend on a laptop using the free wifi. As I sat down to eat the girl gets up and trips over the power cord and the screen bashes on the floor. they quickly pick it up and try to turn it on, and when the screen turns on with a huge crack in the middle I hear the guy exclaim in the most British accent ever heard "oh bloody hell its got a screen virus!!" so at this point I laugh so hard I nearly choke on my subway and they are giving me a look like "wtf are you laughing about"
 
 
I said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "My sister got that virus"
 
 
TrollFace*

As I was at the mall today, I witnessed a non-tech savy young lady from the uk and her boyfriend on a laptop using the free wifi. As I sat down to eat the girl gets up and trips over the power cord and the screen bashes on the floor. they quickly pick it up and try to turn it on, and when the screen turns on with a huge crack in the middle I hear the guy exclaim in the most British accent ever heard "oh bloody hell its got a screen virus!!" so at this point I laugh so hard I nearly choke on my subway and they are giving me a look like "wtf are you laughing about"
 
 
I said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "My sister got that virus"
 
 
TrollFace*

As I was at the mall today, I witnessed a non-tech savy young lady from the uk and her boyfriend on a laptop using the free wifi. As I sat down to eat the girl gets up and trips over the power cord and the screen bashes on the floor. they quickly pick it up and try to turn it on, and when the screen turns on with a huge crack in the middle I hear the guy exclaim in the most British accent ever heard "oh bloody hell its got a screen virus!!" so at this point I laugh so hard I nearly choke on my subway and they are giving me a look like "wtf are you laughing about"
 
 
I said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "My sister got that virus"
 
 
TrollFace*

Friend of my parents walks in and see's me editing a video in premiere on one screen and half watching south park on the other. He says "woah how did you get the t.v hooked up to there. I tell him its on itunes and then he says "but its not a mac and I thought macs were the only things you could do that with"
 
 
Facedesk. 

Lets Segway this thread into another spring of life
 
 
Ok so recently I asked my mentor for years in the world of film and tech about what specs his rig has that he edits 1080p on from his T4i and gets very good results in his films
 
Core i7 3930K at 4.2Ghz Corsair liquid cooler
32 Gb 2300mhz DDR3
1200 watt psu
160gb intel ssd
10tb raid 7200rpm drives
 
 
 
Gt 210 2gb...
 
Let that sink in for a moment...
 
 
Now when I heard that he was running a 210 in his rig he explained to me that its all the power he needs to drive his single 24 inch 1080p display and edit the movies
 
 
 
not really a experience with non-techies more like a bottleneck fail...

As I was at the mall today, I witnessed a non-tech savy young lady from the uk and her boyfriend on a laptop using the free wifi. As I sat down to eat the girl gets up and trips over the power cord and the screen bashes on the floor. they quickly pick it up and try to turn it on, and when the screen turns on with a huge crack in the middle I hear the guy exclaim in the most British accent ever heard "oh bloody hell its got a screen virus!!" so at this point I laugh so hard I nearly choke on my subway and they are giving me a look like "wtf are you laughing about"
 
 
I said the 1st thing that came to my mind. "My sister got that virus"
 
 
TrollFace*

1. I love my Alienware laptop
2. Vista is the ****
3. I have never built my own pc I just bought a pre-made one and case swaped it and replaced so many parts you could never trace it back to that asus pc...
4. I use mac os x leopard as my main os on my powermac 
5. I have never seen the godfather
6. I disliked the 200-500 series of gpu's
7. LinusTechTips sounded so gay in one of his videos that I had to watch all 1000 to see if he really was gay..
8. I Love Windows 8 !!! we were meant to be together
9. Final Cut pro Sucked to begin with
10. up until around a year ago I thought that all a computer had in it was a hard drive and that was what made the computer fast
 
 
I LOVE EA OK!!! THEY MAKE GREAT GAMES AND EVEN THEIR BUSINESS DECSION'S ARE ENTERTAINING... IF THATS NOT WHAT MAKES A GOOD "ENTERAINMENT" COMPANY THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
woah, glad I got that off my chest  :rolleyes:

WTF is 5D!!
 
like 3d only more d'er

So i'm out filming random ducks at a park with my new t3i, and this girl goes by and asks me what is that. I tell her its a t3i and that it does full 1080p and she pulls out her phone and says "this does 1080p just as well" and kept jogging...

Lets Segway this thread into another spring of life
 
 
Ok so recently I asked my mentor for years in the world of film and tech about what specs his rig has that he edits 1080p on from his T4i and gets very good results in his films
 
Core i7 3930K at 4.2Ghz Corsair liquid cooler
32 Gb 2300mhz DDR3
1200 watt psu
160gb intel ssd
10tb raid 7200rpm drives
 
 
 
Gt 210 2gb...
 
Let that sink in for a moment...
 
 
Now when I heard that he was running a 210 in his rig he explained to me that its all the power he needs to drive his single 24 inch 1080p display and edit the movies
 
 
 
not really a experience with non-techies more like a bottleneck fail...